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  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 18, 10 at 12:10pm

    "All beef and no bone" is what you get doing steroids boys!

  • Submitted by MoonStar31 on Sep 18, 10 at 10:41pm

    Size DOES NOT MATTER! What the guy can do with it is what matters. My ex was 8.5" and never got me off. My boyfriend now is about 6" and rocks my world every time!

    • Submitted by freeminded on Sep 20, 10 at 7:04am

      so have you told your bf, that your ex was bigger? :D - guess it would matter to him, heh.

  • Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Sep 19, 10 at 4:35am

    I always say that before I release The anaconda...

  • Submitted by ThatOneFatChick on Sep 18, 10 at 1:41pm

    When your pinky is bigger than your penis, there is something very wrong with that. And very sad.

  • Submitted by naughtynurse on Sep 18, 10 at 1:15pm

    Haha!!! I remember one of those nights...I was drunk he was a fucking hot soldier on leave my give fuck went out the window...he was right tho at least in this instant he rocked my world! It's not true for everyone lol

  • Submitted by linelegacy on Sep 19, 10 at 9:57pm

    i still don't get why guys are the ones who get criticized about our size, or how we know how to use it...when alot, and i emphasize the word ALOT,of girls have NO idea what they are doing lol true story

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    Submitted by spyndoc on Sep 19, 10 at 3:27am

    It ain't the size of the gun, it's the gunner.

  • Submitted by ThatOneFatChick on Sep 19, 10 at 1:49am

    @Moon, 6" is actually pretty average. Wait until you get one that's no bigger than a small finger... you'll be whistling a different tune, sister! But you are so right-- very few men know how to use that thing, whether they are or aren't blessed in that department. It's a shame, really.

  • Submitted by Queue95 on Sep 20, 10 at 12:06am

    It's been proven that men with abnormally small penises have been able to satisfy women better then men with abnormally large penises for two reasons, one there is such a thing as two big, and two, if you don't have the package you have insane tongue skills

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    Submitted by nick89nack on Oct 12, 10 at 4:50am

    That's a phrase from lil wyte's song " oxycottin"

  • Submitted by samsquatch on Sep 18, 10 at 12:03pm


  • Submitted by danielleeycakes on Sep 18, 10 at 11:55am

    The first and last time I saw one of those "great things" I laughed and said "it's fun sized!" I couldn't help it.. Then I left..

  • Submitted by kelsizzle on Sep 18, 10 at 11:00pm

    Never a good sign.

  • Submitted by amandacolene on Oct 8, 10 at 3:18pm

    My current boyfriend is alot smaller than all my previous partners but he pleases me the best. I don't even notice that he isn't as big. I think it's true that guys that are a little smaller make up for size in sheer awesome skill ^_^

  • Submitted by theconnorakers on Sep 20, 10 at 5:39pm

    I have a big one and insane tounge skills

  • Submitted by sexygirl83 on Sep 19, 10 at 1:44am

    lmao...yes. i think all girls have had one of those great things. its sad to put your hands down a guys pants and have to feel around

  • Submitted by stephcyanide on Sep 18, 10 at 11:52am

    Oh no!!!!

  • Submitted by dac181 on Sep 19, 10 at 2:21am

    @Cfreymarc steroids only makes your balls smaller yo

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 18, 10 at 12:46pm

    @daniellecakes that's effing awesome. lmfao

  • Submitted by Dude4Real on Oct 1, 10 at 5:38pm

    At least he warned you!

  • Submitted by pittgal228 on Sep 9, 11 at 8:45am

    lol..fair warning tho

  • Submitted by 647HockeyGirl on Sep 20, 10 at 4:26pm

    fucking epic.

  • Submitted by mariebaby on Dec 19, 10 at 4:03pm

    Haha it's not the size of their pen, it's how they write their name ;)