Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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"All beef and no bone" is what you get doing steroids boys!
Size DOES NOT MATTER! What the guy can do with it is what matters. My ex was 8.5" and never got me off. My boyfriend now is about 6" and rocks my world every time!
so have you told your bf, that your ex was bigger? :D - guess it would matter to him, heh.
I always say that before I release The anaconda...
When your pinky is bigger than your penis, there is something very wrong with that. And very sad.
Haha!!! I remember one of those nights...I was drunk he was a fucking hot soldier on leave my give fuck went out the window...he was right tho at least in this instant he rocked my world! It's not true for everyone lol
i still don't get why guys are the ones who get criticized about our size, or how we know how to use it...when alot, and i emphasize the word ALOT,of girls have NO idea what they are doing lol true story
It ain't the size of the gun, it's the gunner.
@Moon, 6" is actually pretty average. Wait until you get one that's no bigger than a small finger... you'll be whistling a different tune, sister! But you are so right-- very few men know how to use that thing, whether they are or aren't blessed in that department. It's a shame, really.
It's been proven that men with abnormally small penises have been able to satisfy women better then men with abnormally large penises for two reasons, one there is such a thing as two big, and two, if you don't have the package you have insane tongue skills
Never a good sign.
The first and last time I saw one of those "great things" I laughed and said "it's fun sized!" I couldn't help it.. Then I left..
That's a phrase from lil wyte's song " oxycottin"
I have a big one and insane tounge skills
@Cfreymarc steroids only makes your balls smaller yo
@daniellecakes that's effing awesome. lmfao
lmao...yes. i think all girls have had one of those great things. its sad to put your hands down a guys pants and have to feel around
lol..fair warning tho
My current boyfriend is alot smaller than all my previous partners but he pleases me the best. I don't even notice that he isn't as big. I think it's true that guys that are a little smaller make up for size in sheer awesome skill ^_^
Haha it's not the size of their pen, it's how they write their name ;)
At least he warned you!