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  • "All beef and no bone" is what you get doing steroids boys!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 18, 10 at 12:10pm
  • Size DOES NOT MATTER! What the guy can do with it is what matters. My ex was 8.5" and never got me off. My boyfriend now is about 6" and rocks my world every time!

    Submitted by MoonStar31 on Sep 18, 10 at 10:41pm
    • so have you told your bf, that your ex was bigger? :D - guess it would matter to him, heh.

      Submitted by freeminded on Sep 20, 10 at 7:04am
  • I always say that before I release The anaconda...

    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Sep 19, 10 at 4:35am
  • When your pinky is bigger than your penis, there is something very wrong with that. And very sad.

    Submitted by ThatOneFatChick on Sep 18, 10 at 1:41pm
  • Haha!!! I remember one of those nights...I was drunk he was a fucking hot soldier on leave my give fuck went out the window...he was right tho at least in this instant he rocked my world! It's not true for everyone lol

    Submitted by naughtynurse on Sep 18, 10 at 1:15pm
  • i still don't get why guys are the ones who get criticized about our size, or how we know how to use it...when alot, and i emphasize the word ALOT,of girls have NO idea what they are doing lol true story

    Submitted by linelegacy on Sep 19, 10 at 9:57pm
  • It ain't the size of the gun, it's the gunner.

    Submitted by spyndoc on Sep 19, 10 at 3:27am
  • Ahahahahahahahha

    Submitted by samsquatch on Sep 18, 10 at 12:03pm
  • @Moon, 6" is actually pretty average. Wait until you get one that's no bigger than a small finger... you'll be whistling a different tune, sister! But you are so right-- very few men know how to use that thing, whether they are or aren't blessed in that department. It's a shame, really.

    Submitted by ThatOneFatChick on Sep 19, 10 at 1:49am
  • It's been proven that men with abnormally small penises have been able to satisfy women better then men with abnormally large penises for two reasons, one there is such a thing as two big, and two, if you don't have the package you have insane tongue skills

    Submitted by Queue95 on Sep 20, 10 at 12:06am
  • The first and last time I saw one of those "great things" I laughed and said "it's fun sized!" I couldn't help it.. Then I left..

    Submitted by danielleeycakes on Sep 18, 10 at 11:55am
  • That's a phrase from lil wyte's song " oxycottin"

    Submitted by nick89nack on Oct 12, 10 at 4:50am
  • Never a good sign.

    Submitted by kelsizzle on Sep 18, 10 at 11:00pm
  • I have a big one and insane tounge skills

    Submitted by theconnorakers on Sep 20, 10 at 5:39pm
  • @Cfreymarc steroids only makes your balls smaller yo

    Submitted by dac181 on Sep 19, 10 at 2:21am
  • @daniellecakes that's effing awesome. lmfao

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 18, 10 at 12:46pm
  • Oh no!!!!

    Submitted by stephcyanide on Sep 18, 10 at 11:52am
  • lmao...yes. i think all girls have had one of those great things. its sad to put your hands down a guys pants and have to feel around

    Submitted by sexygirl83 on Sep 19, 10 at 1:44am
  • My current boyfriend is alot smaller than all my previous partners but he pleases me the best. I don't even notice that he isn't as big. I think it's true that guys that are a little smaller make up for size in sheer awesome skill ^_^

    Submitted by amandacolene on Oct 8, 10 at 3:18pm
  • lol..fair warning tho

    Submitted by pittgal228 on Sep 9, 11 at 8:45am
  • At least he warned you!

    Submitted by Dude4Real on Oct 1, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Haha it's not the size of their pen, it's how they write their name ;)

    Submitted by mariebaby on Dec 19, 10 at 4:03pm
  • fucking epic.

    Submitted by 647HockeyGirl on Sep 20, 10 at 4:26pm