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  • 89 70
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Jul 28, 10 at 10:27am

    Check yourself for anal bleeding cause you might have also caught a train.

  • 87 67
    Submitted by pastabandit on Jul 28, 10 at 4:12pm

    Did you eat Taco Bell? That'd explain the gas.

  • 95 86
    Submitted by snowden on Jul 28, 10 at 10:34am

    This isn't even funny! Socially irresponsible, AND not funny!? WTF?

  • 85 68
    Submitted by aligeee on Jul 28, 10 at 2:48pm

    Samhudson- Oh, and those things WOULD be funny? Very classy, laugh at someones disability. But looking at the other 99% of texts on TFLN... Clearly they were referring to being intoxicated.

  • 91 84
    Submitted by dakota985 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:10am

    I don't expect any less of wakeman ohio

  • 93 89
    Submitted by DestruKto on Jul 28, 10 at 10:15am

    Also you ran over a grandma pushing a stroller filled with babies and puppies

  • 87 82
    Submitted by aligeee on Jul 28, 10 at 10:27am

    Cool. Driving drunk is SUPER COOL and FUNNY! Shame on you TFLN for even putting this up.

  • 79 84
    Submitted by mac1234 on Jul 28, 10 at 2:05pm


  • 80 87
    Submitted by samhudson333 on Jul 28, 10 at 1:42pm

    Shut the fuck up snowden and aligee, you have no idea if they were drunk, it could be altzheimers, amnesia, or short term memory loss

  • 76 83
    Submitted by dmagician on Jul 28, 10 at 3:13pm

    Done that,

  • 71 77
    Submitted by upstater on Jul 28, 10 at 3:03pm

    the reason so many people get killed and you're posting this for the world to see. hopefully karma will bite you in the ass

  • 72 81
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 29, 10 at 9:51am

    Drunk drivers should hit trees and die in a car fire.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jul 28, 10 at 8:17pm

    ... stupid, unfunny, wtf?

  • 74 95
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jul 28, 10 at 10:33am

    You don't remember killing that hooker and dumping her body in the river either. We gotta start working on your alibi.