i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Check yourself for anal bleeding cause you might have also caught a train.
Did you eat Taco Bell? That'd explain the gas.
Samhudson- Oh, and those things WOULD be funny? Very classy, laugh at someones disability. But looking at the other 99% of texts on TFLN... Clearly they were referring to being intoxicated.
This isn't even funny! Socially irresponsible, AND not funny!? WTF?
Also you ran over a grandma pushing a stroller filled with babies and puppies
I don't expect any less of wakeman ohio
Cool. Driving drunk is SUPER COOL and FUNNY! Shame on you TFLN for even putting this up.
Shut the fuck up snowden and aligee, you have no idea if they were drunk, it could be altzheimers, amnesia, or short term memory loss
Damn youre stupid!
the reason so many people get killed and you're posting this for the world to see. hopefully karma will bite you in the ass
Drunk drivers should hit trees and die in a car fire.
... stupid, unfunny, wtf?
You don't remember killing that hooker and dumping her body in the river either. We gotta start working on your alibi.