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  • Submitted by iowawashington on Nov 15, 10 at 5:59pm

    Nerd note: you already have that type of E. Coli. It's okay, we all do. E. Coli is only a problem when you get one of the cow shit or pig shit strains. Unless that's a cow that's rubbing her ass on you. Then - ewww.

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      Submitted by jenmaree on Nov 18, 10 at 2:51am

      You can still get infections in other parts of your body from the e.coli we carry in our GIT e.g. eye infection, urinary tract infection...

  • Submitted by DrunkenDriver on Nov 15, 10 at 7:44pm

    newest STD threat.... E. Coli

  • Submitted by PerfectHaze on Nov 16, 10 at 3:00am

    @iowawashington you, sir, are misinformed. \nE Coli is present only in the intestines and colon, not anywhere higher in the disgestive tract or in any other part of the body. Hence, while it is harmless where it naturally occurs, it is quite the opposite when introduced to the mouth, nose, throat, or stomach. So do worry about that ass rubbing bitch, she could easily make you sick. (ps: even the e coli in your own body/shit can make you sick if you introduce it to your mouth. [think how good stomach ac

  • Submitted by vermonter on Nov 15, 10 at 5:48pm

    I'm female and my first thought wouldve been "ASS!" t

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 15, 10 at 9:57pm

    Nothing a good alcohol rub can't solve.

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      Submitted by cainchild on Nov 18, 10 at 3:36pm

      No,No,No,No,nooo. A single alchohol rub will not kill anything on the arse of a girl who is scandalous enough to rub her arse on your neck. That's snookie behavior. Herpes Dude...Herpes, E Colherpes. The Orange variety of Jaundice, jersey edition that is. Gross.

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    Submitted by garg411 on Nov 15, 10 at 10:34pm

    Happened to me once. But my thought was: "I shouldn't have taken her to Chilie's

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    Submitted by BoneGuy1728 on Nov 15, 10 at 8:14pm

    Oh Ohio... this is why all of you smell

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    Submitted by anonymousone on Nov 16, 10 at 4:05pm

    Thank you WebMD doctors, or those of you currently enrolled in microbiology 101. You are all awarded 3 gold stars for regurgitation of information.

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    Submitted by cainchild on Nov 18, 10 at 3:34pm

    This is seriously a man after my own heart(assuming 'tis male). My wife took me to a strip joint once, and I seriously wound up stripping in the car to put sanitizer on myself, like ALL of myself.

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    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 16, 10 at 4:04am

    F*ck. You're just STUPID. Where do you come from?

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Nov 16, 10 at 7:03pm

    So do we all agree you don't go ass to mouth?

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    Submitted by randlem on Nov 16, 10 at 5:27am

    Thats E. coli O1:H57. Hemorragic stool causing. Like the post said, we all have "normal flora" E. Coli in our stool, your all good!

  • Submitted by rickscottisfired on Nov 15, 10 at 5:16pm

    G@Y much? I would have thought instantly about Tappin that.

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    Submitted by Dakota360 on Nov 16, 10 at 12:21pm

    Actually the strains that are in your colon can be harmful To others since they are foreign to their body.. You have to have the right antibodies to not attack it to create an immune response...

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    Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Nov 16, 10 at 3:12am

    Like a cat in heat at least she's sending clear messages. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 15, 10 at 5:42pm

    Maybe OP is female? You're fired!

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 15, 10 at 7:41pm

      Maybe you're a douchebag? Go die in a fire!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 16, 10 at 4:32am

      You're back. We didn't miss you.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 15, 10 at 6:26pm

    Not likely. Bonus if you got HIV though.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 17, 12 at 8:28am

    Was your arm in that far?