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  • Submitted by zinger on Nov 8, 10 at 1:25pm

    It's called alcoholism.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 8, 10 at 1:27pm

    Just don't wake up at work drunk. Fired!

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    Submitted by wolfmist187 on Nov 9, 10 at 5:32pm

    Best disease ever I've had it for years lol

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 10, 10 at 11:40pm

      gotta learn to live with these things

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    Submitted by quilosion95 on Nov 8, 10 at 3:19pm

    It's also a reference to King of the Hill. Principal Moss says it.

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    Submitted by SemperFi2011 on Nov 8, 10 at 1:36pm

    Alcoholism isn't a disease, its a lifestyle haha

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    Submitted by wowyouwould on Nov 19, 10 at 6:25pm

    Hahahah

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    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 8, 10 at 10:17pm

    Late stage VD. Just like Hitler. Congrats

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 9, 10 at 4:38am

    There are different levels of strange places to wake up. \n\nBest I know is an Berkeley student blacking out and walking up in the back of Ceaser's on the Vegas strip. Oddly, they were very understanding, fed him, washed him up, was questioned by Vegas cops. \n\nHe got a ride back by a girl he met and then dated for a while who also was a Berkeley student. Go figure.

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    Submitted by courtchronic on Sep 11, 11 at 3:50am

    Definitely one of the most easy to rate to texts I've read lol