He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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And you wondered how he gave you Godly orgasms with a condom on.
I'm going to hell on business class, you get free sandwiches
Satan recently switched to a big hole in the ground that swallows you. Everybody is trying to save on their power bills in this economy.
If we are all going to hell in a handbasket, it's people like us who are packing the sandwiches.
Religious people are the biggest pervs
id prefer escalator.
Jeff, where art thou I don't get the text explain it to meeeeeee
Hey maybe he was making sure they get blessed and they don't break or fail.
Condoms in a Bible. That's so paradoxical.
Killer quote about stairs or elevator!!