He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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And you wondered how he gave you Godly orgasms with a condom on.
I'm going to hell on business class, you get free sandwiches
Satan recently switched to a big hole in the ground that swallows you. Everybody is trying to save on their power bills in this economy.
If we are all going to hell in a handbasket, it's people like us who are packing the sandwiches.
Jeff, where art thou I don't get the text explain it to meeeeeee
Religious people are the biggest pervs
id prefer escalator.
Hey maybe he was making sure they get blessed and they don't break or fail.
Condoms in a Bible. That's so paradoxical.
Killer quote about stairs or elevator!!