I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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Sausage and eggs?
How come the woman wasn't making breakfast?
What happened next?
now lets see him fry bacon like that
Calm down this could be his roommate!
wow, you soooooo shouldve used at least two commas. hahah. i to read this like 7 times
That's how I cook my breakfast...
He was also getting ready to butter her toast.
Sausage and eggs, anyone????
If you don't. I will marry this guy
She had apparently already cooked his 'eggs'.
Ah I love where I live <3vegas!
You selfish cunt--just be glad he had a large dick and was nice enough to cook for you
how the fuck are they being selfish? all it says is HOW he was making breakfast. not that they didnt want it. retard.