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  • I dont blame you. I'd prefer vagina and waffles over penis any day..

    Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 9, 10 at 8:05pm
  • Might as well. What dude would make a waffle?

    Submitted by Captain0bvious on Aug 9, 10 at 8:06pm
  • I love waffles after sex I make them too and I'm a guy

    Submitted by josecalles on Aug 9, 10 at 8:21pm
  • You don't have to switch. Just be bisexual! But I like the sound of this one. Not all lesbians make waffles the next morning.

    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 9, 10 at 10:11pm
  • I make my girl pancakes

    Submitted by imcomingout on Aug 9, 10 at 8:08pm
  • Rule: You can only switch teams if you get waffles for one week.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 8:14pm
  • So,... probably not that much of a non-lesbian after all

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:50pm
  • Is there any reward greater than post-coital waffles?

    Submitted by blamblam on Aug 9, 10 at 8:16pm
    • For pictures, please go to postcoitalwaffles.com

      Submitted by Shakejoint on Aug 10, 10 at 9:57pm
      • Sad how I actually went to this non-existent site :'(\n\nOn the upside, I'm actually eating a waffle made by... well, let's not get into that... but this text hit home ^_^

        Submitted by Xan on Aug 13, 10 at 1:57am
  • Hmmm I think this is someone's way of coming out...

    Submitted by kimberlite on Aug 9, 10 at 9:39pm
  • That's not necessarily because she's a woman; sounds like she's just a sweetheart. Keep her!

    Submitted by saturnine on Aug 10, 10 at 10:39am
  • Why does this shit always turn into some kind of debate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 11:30pm
    • because someone always has to start some shit about how being homosexual is a choice or how its wrong. when it shouldn't be in forums like this. TFLN is a place to read texts that are supposed to be funny, not start stuff with other readers. I am a bisexual woman who is in love with a transgender man. Neither of us chose who we are (fact), and our love isn't wrong (my opinion). Before you judge us, do some research. and not biased websites. get out of your small little Fox News box

      Submitted by corilovesbray on Aug 10, 10 at 12:44am
      • and learn something that may challenge you to think. Never Judge before getting the facts.

        Submitted by corilovesbray on Aug 10, 10 at 12:45am
        • I fully support your choices and agree maybe TFLN is not the BEST forum for intellectual debate, but I disagree it shouldn't be on here from time to time. what better way to make teenagers, college students, etc. think than pose questions and arguments on a website that they can (occasionally) relate to and that they frequent quite often?

          Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:29pm
  • How can u not like lesbians?

    Submitted by connermcpherson on Aug 10, 10 at 12:11am
  • Subtleties AND nuance? Just because you can spell words doesn't mean you should use them all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 10 at 3:29am
  • I make waffles

    Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Aug 9, 10 at 8:18pm
  • this is why people think being homosexual is a choice.

    Submitted by anonymous8889 on Aug 9, 10 at 9:39pm
    • And you thought it wasn't? That someone couldn't decide to be heterosexual or homosexual? Are we all doomed to follow our fate in life as mindless robots? OH NOES!

      Submitted by Dragonfire on Aug 9, 10 at 9:54pm
      • -most- people don't choose their sexual orientation. for some it is more flexible and dynamic than others- that's where experimentation comes along. I believe the people who "switch" were always bisexual and just didn't act on or recognize previous urges. to assume it's a choice is just downright ignorant when most homosexuals you talk to will say they've known for as long as they can remember who they were interested in. and there are plenty of animal species that

        Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 9, 10 at 10:22pm
        • have homosexual individuals. do they "choose" too?

          Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 9, 10 at 10:23pm
        • Anything as complicated as human sexuality is not the result of a certain "choice", or, for that matter, the result of a simple genetic switch. Thousands of factors, genetic and psychological, surely play a role. Society tends to categorize people by the "homosexual" / "heterosexual" dichotomy which, though it works well in most cases, plasters over myriad subtleties, considerable nuance, and, in many cases, ambiguity. This is where experimentation comes in. It's not a

          Submitted by jltc on Aug 9, 10 at 10:45pm
  • http://www.xkcd.com/231/

    Submitted by hentailover on Aug 10, 10 at 3:34pm
  • I'm bi and I'd make any cute girl waffles ;)

    Submitted by barufnm on Aug 11, 10 at 1:59am
  • I have to admit. I do love waffles.

    Submitted by magnumcorpus on Aug 18, 10 at 3:47pm
  • houston :D\nfinally, a text thats close to where i live(:

    Submitted by koolkayela on Aug 9, 10 at 11:43pm
  • They make desperate lesbians?...

    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Awww, yay

    Submitted by cbtango on Aug 11, 10 at 1:16pm
  • @imcomingout haha are you a girl or guy?

    Submitted by jaders on Aug 9, 10 at 8:11pm
  • Best text ever - pics or it didn't happen

    Submitted by ridge on Aug 10, 10 at 2:41pm
  • awesome, I was once that adorable desperate, but I didn't think to make her waffles.... ill keep that in mind. :-)

    Submitted by shadysarah on Sep 24, 12 at 2:08am
  • omg gatorhog yes!

    Submitted by krackle on Aug 9, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Ok, someone is going to say it... Blue waffle!

    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 9, 10 at 8:46pm
  • It's always funny for me to hear the " I didn't choose who to love! Don't judge me!" speech. Of course you choose or else you are suffering from a mental breakdown. That's what they call it when you act on urges without choice. In a healthy mind all of your actions have real roots tied to thoughts. Thoughts without choices are just that. Thoughts.

    Submitted by OldShadow on Aug 12, 10 at 12:22pm
    • what you're missing is that the choice is to follow up on natural urges and openly be with the person/people you love, or to quell a natural urge because society tells you it's not "right" and make the choice to live a lie. I don't understand why this is so difficult for people to grasp- if you're heterosexual, did you ever CHOOSE to love the opposite sex? no. you just knew it was right for you. I believe it feels exactly the same for people of different orientation

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:31pm
  • Excellent night hahaha

    Submitted by Allo_guv on Aug 10, 10 at 1:40am
  • You are now ^^

    Submitted by Nero905 on Dec 3, 11 at 10:22am
  • Is it weird that I'm a guy and I hate lesbos?

    Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 9, 10 at 11:51pm