She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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I dont blame you. I'd prefer vagina and waffles over penis any day..
Might as well. What dude would make a waffle?
It's so easy. What dude wouldn't?
i would, i freaking LOVE waffles
I love waffles after sex I make them too and I'm a guy
You don't have to switch. Just be bisexual! But I like the sound of this one. Not all lesbians make waffles the next morning.
I make my girl pancakes
Rule: You can only switch teams if you get waffles for one week.
So,... probably not that much of a non-lesbian after all
Is there any reward greater than post-coital waffles?
For pictures, please go to postcoitalwaffles.com
Sad how I actually went to this non-existent site :'(\n\nOn the upside, I'm actually eating a waffle made by... well, let's not get into that... but this text hit home ^_^
Hmmm I think this is someone's way of coming out...
Why does this shit always turn into some kind of debate?
because someone always has to start some shit about how being homosexual is a choice or how its wrong. when it shouldn't be in forums like this. TFLN is a place to read texts that are supposed to be funny, not start stuff with other readers. I am a bisexual woman who is in love with a transgender man. Neither of us chose who we are (fact), and our love isn't wrong (my opinion). Before you judge us, do some research. and not biased websites. get out of your small little Fox News box
and learn something that may challenge you to think. Never Judge before getting the facts.
I fully support your choices and agree maybe TFLN is not the BEST forum for intellectual debate, but I disagree it shouldn't be on here from time to time. what better way to make teenagers, college students, etc. think than pose questions and arguments on a website that they can (occasionally) relate to and that they frequent quite often?
That's not necessarily because she's a woman; sounds like she's just a sweetheart. Keep her!
How can u not like lesbians?
Subtleties AND nuance? Just because you can spell words doesn't mean you should use them all
I make waffles
this is why people think being homosexual is a choice.
And you thought it wasn't? That someone couldn't decide to be heterosexual or homosexual? Are we all doomed to follow our fate in life as mindless robots? OH NOES!
-most- people don't choose their sexual orientation. for some it is more flexible and dynamic than others- that's where experimentation comes along. I believe the people who "switch" were always bisexual and just didn't act on or recognize previous urges. to assume it's a choice is just downright ignorant when most homosexuals you talk to will say they've known for as long as they can remember who they were interested in. and there are plenty of animal species that
have homosexual individuals. do they "choose" too?
Anything as complicated as human sexuality is not the result of a certain "choice", or, for that matter, the result of a simple genetic switch. Thousands of factors, genetic and psychological, surely play a role. Society tends to categorize people by the "homosexual" / "heterosexual" dichotomy which, though it works well in most cases, plasters over myriad subtleties, considerable nuance, and, in many cases, ambiguity. This is where experimentation comes in. It's not a
I'm bi and I'd make any cute girl waffles ;)
I have to admit. I do love waffles.
houston :D\nfinally, a text thats close to where i live(:
They make desperate lesbians?...
Best text ever - pics or it didn't happen
@imcomingout haha are you a girl or guy?
awesome, I was once that adorable desperate, but I didn't think to make her waffles.... ill keep that in mind. :-)
Excellent night hahaha
omg gatorhog yes!
It's always funny for me to hear the " I didn't choose who to love! Don't judge me!" speech. Of course you choose or else you are suffering from a mental breakdown. That's what they call it when you act on urges without choice. In a healthy mind all of your actions have real roots tied to thoughts. Thoughts without choices are just that. Thoughts.
what you're missing is that the choice is to follow up on natural urges and openly be with the person/people you love, or to quell a natural urge because society tells you it's not "right" and make the choice to live a lie. I don't understand why this is so difficult for people to grasp- if you're heterosexual, did you ever CHOOSE to love the opposite sex? no. you just knew it was right for you. I believe it feels exactly the same for people of different orientation
Ok, someone is going to say it... Blue waffle!
Damn you had to huh lol!
You are now ^^
Is it weird that I'm a guy and I hate lesbos?
No, I'm sure most people hate you, too.