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  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 9, 10 at 8:05pm

    I dont blame you. I'd prefer vagina and waffles over penis any day..

  • Submitted by Captain0bvious on Aug 9, 10 at 8:06pm

    Might as well. What dude would make a waffle?

    • Submitted by Saibot on Aug 10, 10 at 12:08am

      It's so easy. What dude wouldn't?

      • Submitted by El_Dano3 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:16am

        i would, i freaking LOVE waffles

  • Submitted by josecalles on Aug 9, 10 at 8:21pm

    I love waffles after sex I make them too and I'm a guy

  • Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 9, 10 at 10:11pm

    You don't have to switch. Just be bisexual! But I like the sound of this one. Not all lesbians make waffles the next morning.

  • Submitted by imcomingout on Aug 9, 10 at 8:08pm

    I make my girl pancakes

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 8:14pm

    Rule: You can only switch teams if you get waffles for one week.

  • Submitted by blamblam on Aug 9, 10 at 8:16pm

    Is there any reward greater than post-coital waffles?

    • Submitted by Shakejoint on Aug 10, 10 at 9:57pm

      For pictures, please go to

      • Submitted by Xan on Aug 13, 10 at 1:57am

        Sad how I actually went to this non-existent site :'(\n\nOn the upside, I'm actually eating a waffle made by... well, let's not get into that... but this text hit home ^_^

  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:50pm

    So,... probably not that much of a non-lesbian after all

  • Submitted by saturnine on Aug 10, 10 at 10:39am

    That's not necessarily because she's a woman; sounds like she's just a sweetheart. Keep her!

  • Submitted by kimberlite on Aug 9, 10 at 9:39pm

    Hmmm I think this is someone's way of coming out...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 11:30pm

    Why does this shit always turn into some kind of debate?

    • Submitted by corilovesbray on Aug 10, 10 at 12:44am

      because someone always has to start some shit about how being homosexual is a choice or how its wrong. when it shouldn't be in forums like this. TFLN is a place to read texts that are supposed to be funny, not start stuff with other readers. I am a bisexual woman who is in love with a transgender man. Neither of us chose who we are (fact), and our love isn't wrong (my opinion). Before you judge us, do some research. and not biased websites. get out of your small little Fox News box

      • Submitted by corilovesbray on Aug 10, 10 at 12:45am

        and learn something that may challenge you to think. Never Judge before getting the facts.

        • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:29pm

          I fully support your choices and agree maybe TFLN is not the BEST forum for intellectual debate, but I disagree it shouldn't be on here from time to time. what better way to make teenagers, college students, etc. think than pose questions and arguments on a website that they can (occasionally) relate to and that they frequent quite often?

  • Submitted by connermcpherson on Aug 10, 10 at 12:11am

    How can u not like lesbians?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 10 at 3:29am

    Subtleties AND nuance? Just because you can spell words doesn't mean you should use them all

  • Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Aug 9, 10 at 8:18pm

    I make waffles

  • Submitted by anonymous8889 on Aug 9, 10 at 9:39pm

    this is why people think being homosexual is a choice.

    • Submitted by Dragonfire on Aug 9, 10 at 9:54pm

      And you thought it wasn't? That someone couldn't decide to be heterosexual or homosexual? Are we all doomed to follow our fate in life as mindless robots? OH NOES!

      • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 9, 10 at 10:22pm

        -most- people don't choose their sexual orientation. for some it is more flexible and dynamic than others- that's where experimentation comes along. I believe the people who "switch" were always bisexual and just didn't act on or recognize previous urges. to assume it's a choice is just downright ignorant when most homosexuals you talk to will say they've known for as long as they can remember who they were interested in. and there are plenty of animal species that

        • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 9, 10 at 10:23pm

          have homosexual individuals. do they "choose" too?

        • Submitted by jltc on Aug 9, 10 at 10:45pm

          Anything as complicated as human sexuality is not the result of a certain "choice", or, for that matter, the result of a simple genetic switch. Thousands of factors, genetic and psychological, surely play a role. Society tends to categorize people by the "homosexual" / "heterosexual" dichotomy which, though it works well in most cases, plasters over myriad subtleties, considerable nuance, and, in many cases, ambiguity. This is where experimentation comes in. It's not a

          • Submitted by jltc on Aug 9, 10 at 10:47pm

            bad thing.

  • Submitted by hentailover on Aug 10, 10 at 3:34pm

  • Submitted by barufnm on Aug 11, 10 at 1:59am

    I'm bi and I'd make any cute girl waffles ;)

  • Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 11:54pm

    They make desperate lesbians?...

  • Submitted by magnumcorpus on Aug 18, 10 at 3:47pm

    I have to admit. I do love waffles.

  • Submitted by koolkayela on Aug 9, 10 at 11:43pm

    houston :D\nfinally, a text thats close to where i live(:

  • Submitted by jaders on Aug 9, 10 at 8:11pm

    @imcomingout haha are you a girl or guy?

  • Submitted by ridge on Aug 10, 10 at 2:41pm

    Best text ever - pics or it didn't happen

  • Submitted by cbtango on Aug 11, 10 at 1:16pm

    Awww, yay

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    Submitted by shadysarah on Sep 24, 12 at 2:08am

    awesome, I was once that adorable desperate, but I didn't think to make her waffles.... ill keep that in mind. :-)

  • Submitted by krackle on Aug 9, 10 at 10:53pm

    omg gatorhog yes!

  • Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 9, 10 at 8:46pm

    Ok, someone is going to say it... Blue waffle!

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      Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 11:58pm

      Damn you had to huh lol!

  • Submitted by OldShadow on Aug 12, 10 at 12:22pm

    It's always funny for me to hear the " I didn't choose who to love! Don't judge me!" speech. Of course you choose or else you are suffering from a mental breakdown. That's what they call it when you act on urges without choice. In a healthy mind all of your actions have real roots tied to thoughts. Thoughts without choices are just that. Thoughts.

    • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 12, 10 at 5:31pm

      what you're missing is that the choice is to follow up on natural urges and openly be with the person/people you love, or to quell a natural urge because society tells you it's not "right" and make the choice to live a lie. I don't understand why this is so difficult for people to grasp- if you're heterosexual, did you ever CHOOSE to love the opposite sex? no. you just knew it was right for you. I believe it feels exactly the same for people of different orientation

  • Submitted by Allo_guv on Aug 10, 10 at 1:40am

    Excellent night hahaha

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Dec 3, 11 at 10:22am

    You are now ^^

  • Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 9, 10 at 11:51pm

    Is it weird that I'm a guy and I hate lesbos?

    • Submitted by iowawashington on Aug 10, 10 at 8:58am

      No, I'm sure most people hate you, too.