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  • Frat boys say the cutest things to each other

    Submitted by yourconscience on Sep 8, 10 at 3:31pm
  • Ummm...they don't fit on adult pinkies.

    Submitted by smurphette on Sep 8, 10 at 3:34pm
  • He may have a needle dick but at least he's getting laid

    Submitted by Phys on Sep 8, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Small guy in a little peach is a much more interesting replacement for the fat guy in a little coat song

    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 8, 10 at 4:20pm
  • Small dick is small.

    Submitted by halfpint21 on Sep 8, 10 at 3:27pm
  • he must have a skinny weiner lol

    Submitted by ALovinHouseWife on Sep 8, 10 at 3:47pm
  • Mkay well peach rings ARE tasty... and they DO stretch y'know.

    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 8, 10 at 5:23pm
  • Good to know that all the English majors on tfln are making good use of their degree

    Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 9, 10 at 2:46am
  • This is definitely a real post. My boyfriend and I are 860 and we have done this. P.S. Not a small dick.

    Submitted by Softliving on Sep 9, 10 at 9:11am
  • Ahhh...so THATS what the kids call sex nowadays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 3:29pm
  • Little dick

    Submitted by cougarcorner10 on Sep 8, 10 at 11:22pm
  • I LOVE PEACH RINGS! Hell yeah. I would do it just for the peach rings.

    Submitted by warmhoneyblood on Sep 8, 10 at 6:59pm
  • A7x, whoever said it actually said "Seen it before" and people who phrase it that way usually mean "I seen" which is never right. And yes, I did use "Its" wrong but only because my phone didn't correct it like I thought it did. Whereas my mistake was an accident, the other example was a lack of intelligence. And I'm a music major, not English.

    Submitted by An0n on Sep 10, 10 at 6:59am
  • ....

    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 8, 10 at 4:11pm
  • how can a peach ring fit on a penis?

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Sep 8, 10 at 7:26pm
  • You can definitely stretch it out to fit over a cock, it's the grains of sugar that are an issue... Kinda like sandpaper, plus it gets very sticky.

    Submitted by knirky on Sep 8, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Two things fat chicks love, sucking dick and eating shit

    Submitted by hmiller on Sep 8, 10 at 6:09pm
  • An0n.. Don't complain about grammar and then use the wrong "it". You just used possessive, my friend. This actually makes you look really retarded.

    Submitted by Teemarsh on Sep 9, 10 at 9:32am
  • He must have a small dick because peach ring`s don`t stretch that far. Haha.

    Submitted by queenbitchh on Sep 9, 10 at 3:50am
  • U but it in before they're hard, blow them till it's hard and suck it. Geez. This chick has a valid text and dessert.

    Submitted by funnyfun22 on Apr 28, 11 at 2:26am
  • Seen this before.. FAIL!

    Submitted by a7xFAN on Sep 8, 10 at 5:01pm
  • NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 8, 10 at 3:26pm
    • If they actually stretch enough but still maintain their ring shape, can we try this? Please?

      Submitted by BadBabe93 on Sep 8, 10 at 7:02pm
  • Who wants toast?

    Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 8, 10 at 10:45pm
  • An0n..you have horrible grammar then too. That person probably meant "I've seen this before"

    Submitted by a7xFAN on Sep 8, 10 at 11:30pm
  • They can be made to fit. You can stretch the ring open. ...That sounds far worse than I thought it would sound...

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 13, 12 at 10:09am
  • (insert scared little daddy's girl who cannot accept the terrors of real life)\n\nHave a Baby Bitch and Grow up... you have the power to choose... who is the father of your children?\n\nI am way too sick of American's who will talk about it but won't even accept their future in this world. Your a mother...afraid? Deal with it. Life

    Submitted by EuroPeein on Sep 9, 10 at 8:23pm
  • Fake.\nOr tiny dick.

    Submitted by jakebarnes on Sep 8, 10 at 11:41pm
  • "Seen this before..." Fail. I saw, or I've seen. I normally don't care about grammar. But this mistake makes you sound like an idiot. Its for your own well being, I promise.

    Submitted by An0n on Sep 8, 10 at 5:37pm
  • It's funny cause it's a charizard with the peach rings

    Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 8, 10 at 10:51pm