i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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Frat boys say the cutest things to each other
Ummm...they don't fit on adult pinkies.
He may have a needle dick but at least he's getting laid
Small guy in a little peach is a much more interesting replacement for the fat guy in a little coat song
Small dick is small.
he must have a skinny weiner lol
Mkay well peach rings ARE tasty... and they DO stretch y'know.
Good to know that all the English majors on tfln are making good use of their degree
This is definitely a real post. My boyfriend and I are 860 and we have done this. P.S. Not a small dick.
Ahhh...so THATS what the kids call sex nowadays
No, that's what they call a threesome nowadays
I LOVE PEACH RINGS! Hell yeah. I would do it just for the peach rings.
A7x, whoever said it actually said "Seen it before" and people who phrase it that way usually mean "I seen" which is never right. And yes, I did use "Its" wrong but only because my phone didn't correct it like I thought it did. Whereas my mistake was an accident, the other example was a lack of intelligence. And I'm a music major, not English.
how can a peach ring fit on a penis?
You can definitely stretch it out to fit over a cock, it's the grains of sugar that are an issue... Kinda like sandpaper, plus it gets very sticky.
Two things fat chicks love, sucking dick and eating shit
An0n.. Don't complain about grammar and then use the wrong "it". You just used possessive, my friend. This actually makes you look really retarded.
He must have a small dick because peach ring`s don`t stretch that far. Haha.
U but it in before they're hard, blow them till it's hard and suck it. Geez. This chick has a valid text and dessert.
Seen this before.. FAIL!
If they actually stretch enough but still maintain their ring shape, can we try this? Please?
Who wants toast?
An0n..you have horrible grammar then too. That person probably meant "I've seen this before"
They can be made to fit. You can stretch the ring open. ...That sounds far worse than I thought it would sound...
(insert scared little daddy's girl who cannot accept the terrors of real life)\n\nHave a Baby Bitch and Grow up... you have the power to choose... who is the father of your children?\n\nI am way too sick of American's who will talk about it but won't even accept their future in this world. Your a mother...afraid? Deal with it. Life
Fake.\nOr tiny dick.
"Seen this before..." Fail. I saw, or I've seen. I normally don't care about grammar. But this mistake makes you sound like an idiot. Its for your own well being, I promise.
It's funny cause it's a charizard with the peach rings