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  • Submitted by yourconscience on Sep 8, 10 at 3:31pm

    Frat boys say the cutest things to each other

  • Submitted by smurphette on Sep 8, 10 at 3:34pm

    Ummm...they don't fit on adult pinkies.

  • Submitted by Phys on Sep 8, 10 at 4:17pm

    He may have a needle dick but at least he's getting laid

  • Submitted by archer79 on Sep 8, 10 at 4:20pm

    Small guy in a little peach is a much more interesting replacement for the fat guy in a little coat song

  • Submitted by halfpint21 on Sep 8, 10 at 3:27pm

    Small dick is small.

  • Submitted by ALovinHouseWife on Sep 8, 10 at 3:47pm

    he must have a skinny weiner lol

  • Submitted by Taipan on Sep 8, 10 at 5:23pm

    Mkay well peach rings ARE tasty... and they DO stretch y'know.

  • Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 9, 10 at 2:46am

    Good to know that all the English majors on tfln are making good use of their degree

  • Submitted by Softliving on Sep 9, 10 at 9:11am

    This is definitely a real post. My boyfriend and I are 860 and we have done this. P.S. Not a small dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 3:29pm THATS what the kids call sex nowadays

    • Submitted by Wastelander on Sep 8, 10 at 3:31pm

      No, that's what they call a threesome nowadays

  • Submitted by cougarcorner10 on Sep 8, 10 at 11:22pm

    Little dick

  • Submitted by warmhoneyblood on Sep 8, 10 at 6:59pm

    I LOVE PEACH RINGS! Hell yeah. I would do it just for the peach rings.

  • Submitted by An0n on Sep 10, 10 at 6:59am

    A7x, whoever said it actually said "Seen it before" and people who phrase it that way usually mean "I seen" which is never right. And yes, I did use "Its" wrong but only because my phone didn't correct it like I thought it did. Whereas my mistake was an accident, the other example was a lack of intelligence. And I'm a music major, not English.

  • Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 8, 10 at 4:11pm


  • Submitted by knirky on Sep 8, 10 at 11:10pm

    You can definitely stretch it out to fit over a cock, it's the grains of sugar that are an issue... Kinda like sandpaper, plus it gets very sticky.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Sep 8, 10 at 7:26pm

    how can a peach ring fit on a penis?

  • Submitted by hmiller on Sep 8, 10 at 6:09pm

    Two things fat chicks love, sucking dick and eating shit

  • Submitted by Teemarsh on Sep 9, 10 at 9:32am

    An0n.. Don't complain about grammar and then use the wrong "it". You just used possessive, my friend. This actually makes you look really retarded.

  • Submitted by funnyfun22 on Apr 28, 11 at 2:26am

    U but it in before they're hard, blow them till it's hard and suck it. Geez. This chick has a valid text and dessert.

  • Submitted by queenbitchh on Sep 9, 10 at 3:50am

    He must have a small dick because peach ring`s don`t stretch that far. Haha.

  • Submitted by a7xFAN on Sep 8, 10 at 5:01pm

    Seen this before.. FAIL!

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 8, 10 at 3:26pm


    • Submitted by BadBabe93 on Sep 8, 10 at 7:02pm

      If they actually stretch enough but still maintain their ring shape, can we try this? Please?

  • Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 8, 10 at 10:45pm

    Who wants toast?

  • Submitted by a7xFAN on Sep 8, 10 at 11:30pm have horrible grammar then too. That person probably meant "I've seen this before"

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 13, 12 at 10:09am

    They can be made to fit. You can stretch the ring open. ...That sounds far worse than I thought it would sound...

  • Submitted by EuroPeein on Sep 9, 10 at 8:23pm

    (insert scared little daddy's girl who cannot accept the terrors of real life)\n\nHave a Baby Bitch and Grow up... you have the power to choose... who is the father of your children?\n\nI am way too sick of American's who will talk about it but won't even accept their future in this world. Your a mother...afraid? Deal with it. Life

  • Submitted by jakebarnes on Sep 8, 10 at 11:41pm

    Fake.\nOr tiny dick.

  • Submitted by An0n on Sep 8, 10 at 5:37pm

    "Seen this before..." Fail. I saw, or I've seen. I normally don't care about grammar. But this mistake makes you sound like an idiot. Its for your own well being, I promise.

  • Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 8, 10 at 10:51pm

    It's funny cause it's a charizard with the peach rings