I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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actually i will bring you TWO burritos, both can go in your mouth but only one can be eaten
Fuck you if I get a burrito I am eating it
The most sober should always lend a helping hand, or in this case a burrito
this text will definitely lead to a drunken hook up
That was from my sister.
eag0127- I completely agree hahah
It could've been a phone that auto corrects texts. My iPhone saves me. (:
I want a burrito now
Their spelling and gramar is so good for an intoxicated person.... I don't do that well sober.
My sister is anal retentive about grammar and spelling. She couldn't text wrong if she was shmamered and had her head glued to the floor.
Just throw out the friend card and this could be one a many texts I have sent!