I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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actually i will bring you TWO burritos, both can go in your mouth but only one can be eaten
Fuck you if I get a burrito I am eating it
The most sober should always lend a helping hand, or in this case a burrito
this text will definitely lead to a drunken hook up
That was from my sister.
It could've been a phone that auto corrects texts. My iPhone saves me. (:
eag0127- I completely agree hahah
I want a burrito now
Just throw out the friend card and this could be one a many texts I have sent!
Their spelling and gramar is so good for an intoxicated person.... I don't do that well sober.
My sister is anal retentive about grammar and spelling. She couldn't text wrong if she was shmamered and had her head glued to the floor.