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  • 88 72
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 22, 10 at 6:01pm

    actually i will bring you TWO burritos, both can go in your mouth but only one can be eaten

  • 93 92
    Submitted by couponwhore on Aug 22, 10 at 1:36pm

    Fuck you if I get a burrito I am eating it

  • 83 88
    Submitted by wassupp on Aug 22, 10 at 1:33pm

    How generous

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Exception2DaRule on Aug 22, 10 at 2:00pm

    The most sober should always lend a helping hand, or in this case a burrito

  • Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:58pm

    this text will definitely lead to a drunken hook up

  • 84 99
    Submitted by elephant5784 on Aug 22, 10 at 2:08pm

    eag0127- I completely agree hahah

  • 71 84
    Submitted by i69b on Aug 24, 10 at 2:35am

    It could've been a phone that auto corrects texts. My iPhone saves me. (:

  • 69 98
    Submitted by iheartsanfran on Aug 22, 10 at 3:23pm


  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 22, 10 at 6:35pm

    Their spelling and gramar is so good for an intoxicated person.... I don't do that well sober.

    • 54 74
      Submitted by TracerDecepticon on Dec 27, 10 at 3:16am

      My sister is anal retentive about grammar and spelling. She couldn't text wrong if she was shmamered and had her head glued to the floor.

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 22, 10 at 1:52pm

    Just throw out the friend card and this could be one a many texts I have sent!

  • 68 99
    Submitted by baris on Aug 23, 10 at 12:15am

    I want a burrito now