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  • 66 36
    Submitted by couponwhore on Aug 22, 10 at 1:36pm
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    Fuck you if I get a burrito I am eating it

  • 62 31
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 22, 10 at 6:01pm
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    actually i will bring you TWO burritos, both can go in your mouth but only one can be eaten

  • 57 36
    Submitted by wassupp on Aug 22, 10 at 1:33pm
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    How generous

  • 62 47
    Submitted by eag0127 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:58pm
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    this text will definitely lead to a drunken hook up

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Exception2DaRule on Aug 22, 10 at 2:00pm
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    The most sober should always lend a helping hand, or in this case a burrito

  • 55 50
    Submitted by elephant5784 on Aug 22, 10 at 2:08pm
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    eag0127- I completely agree hahah

  • 44 43
    Submitted by i69b on Aug 24, 10 at 2:35am
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    It could've been a phone that auto corrects texts. My iPhone saves me. (:

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 22, 10 at 6:35pm
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    Their spelling and gramar is so good for an intoxicated person.... I don't do that well sober.

    • 24 33
      Submitted by TracerDecepticon on Dec 27, 10 at 3:16am
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      My sister is anal retentive about grammar and spelling. She couldn't text wrong if she was shmamered and had her head glued to the floor.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by baris on Aug 23, 10 at 12:15am
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    I want a burrito now

  • 46 60
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 22, 10 at 1:52pm
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    Just throw out the friend card and this could be one a many texts I have sent!

  • 34 45
    Submitted by iheartsanfran on Aug 22, 10 at 3:23pm
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    hahahahahahahahahaha