he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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"Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong"
yessss. best show ever.
His .44 magnum??
Too bad it's his boyfriend's magnum...
Garfunkelyou, callin it like it is man!!!
I'm tired of all these "I think I'm in love" texts. The first couple were funny. Now it's just dead.
sounds like something Monica Lewinsky said about Bill....
You could be among the luckiest girls alive.
You got a winner.
A bowl? So a moderately sized penis and lack of motivation and ambition with an affinty for Cheetos. Definitely marriage material.
And who says romance is dead?
magnums aren't very much bigger than regular Trojans, most people could use either.
Classy...You Should Marry For Damn Sure!!!