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  • Submitted by theriseofcolin on Sep 15, 10 at 11:44am

    "Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong"

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      Submitted by Amandahhhhh on Sep 15, 10 at 11:57pm

      yessss. best show ever.

  • Submitted by SEV124 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:46am

    His .44 magnum??

  • Submitted by CIT on Sep 15, 10 at 3:09pm

    Too bad it's his boyfriend's magnum...

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    Submitted by blackbird17 on Sep 16, 10 at 6:42am

    Garfunkelyou, callin it like it is man!!!

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    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 15, 10 at 12:01pm

    sounds like something Monica Lewinsky said about Bill....

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    Submitted by chopperdog on Sep 15, 10 at 1:15pm

    I'm tired of all these "I think I'm in love" texts. The first couple were funny. Now it's just dead.

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    Submitted by polomarco on Sep 15, 10 at 11:35pm

    You could be among the luckiest girls alive.

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    Submitted by garfunkelyou on Sep 16, 10 at 12:14am

    A bowl? So a moderately sized penis and lack of motivation and ambition with an affinty for Cheetos. Definitely marriage material.

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    Submitted by shitsgettinreal on Sep 15, 10 at 11:04pm

    And who says romance is dead?

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    Submitted by grammar_slut on Sep 15, 10 at 3:05pm

    You got a winner.

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    Submitted by squared on Sep 15, 10 at 9:21pm

    theriseofcolin,\nWell played.

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    Submitted by kandy4fools on Sep 15, 10 at 10:54am

    Classy...You Should Marry For Damn Sure!!!

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 15, 10 at 7:31pm

    magnums aren't very much bigger than regular Trojans, most people could use either.

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    Submitted by realitytvjunkie on Sep 15, 10 at 11:49am

    .....JJ?