You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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I guess now you can see where he was coming from.
hahaha! I did that to my wife when we were still dating and her brother gave me the nickname bullseye.
Why did her brother know that you came in his sister's eye?..
It's all fun and games until someone gets jizz in the eye...
IN THE FACE!!!!!!!
Hey mr_asshole, get fucked
You should have swallowed.
Why do people fight about this stupid stuff! It's supposed to be ridiculous! If it was about calculous and golf like 5 people would be on here! Some of it may be offensive so choose not to read it , everyone has a right to their opinion but there are far better things to be outraged about than the content on tfln! Crime war hate hunger! I'm just sayin
Aww. Poor baby.
this has happened to me before. unpleasant
Let me tell you...that shit hurts!
Had this happen. Burns like hell
I told the bitch swallow or it's going in your eye.
Your absolutly right, he is only telling you nice things cause he came in your eye...and so he can get you in the other eye tommorow.
How the fuck is that a good night.
Good job Austin.
Jeez! From the shit that gets posted on this site anymore, the supposed moderators must all be junior high boys who just saw their first cheap porn. Ooo you came in my eye and it made me flunk my driving test...Ooo you came on my blouse and my mom could smell it so I said I spilled at Long John Silvers...Ooo he thanked me for the hand jobs I gave him before physiology class cuz it helped him get an A...Ooo we almost crashed into a moose while I was giving him road head. Enuf already.
If you don't like it, don't read it. No one wants to see your complaints.
C'mon sphincter, loosen up a little and don't be such an asshole. \n\nWhoa, that sent me on a flashback to the first time I asked for anal sex.
STFU. you need to,\n\nWould be better. with out trolls like you, this site,
Try explain that to the eye doctor
/lumberjackoff...lessee if i got this right...if i don't like something i shouldn't read it cuz "nobody" wants to hear my complaints. but yer bitchin about my complaints so how about u not reading them if u don't like them?\n/maskedman...you still mad 'bout being turned down?
She only said no because I refused to take off my mask.