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  • Submitted by maskedman on Aug 16, 10 at 8:11pm

    I guess now you can see where he was coming from.

  • Submitted by destructo on Aug 16, 10 at 8:30pm

    hahaha! I did that to my wife when we were still dating and her brother gave me the nickname bullseye.

    • Submitted by callthecops on Aug 17, 10 at 2:16am

      Why did her brother know that you came in his sister's eye?..

  • Submitted by Muffin_Man on Aug 16, 10 at 10:04pm

    IN THE FACE!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by sh1thead on Aug 16, 10 at 9:39pm

    It's all fun and games until someone gets jizz in the eye...

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 16, 10 at 8:17pm

    Salty pirate!!!

  • 86 89
    Submitted by STD on Aug 16, 10 at 9:32pm

    Hey mr_asshole, get fucked

  • 84 91
    Submitted by user69 on Aug 17, 10 at 12:16am

    You should have swallowed.

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    Submitted by MissManners on Aug 16, 10 at 11:25pm

    Why do people fight about this stupid stuff! It's supposed to be ridiculous! If it was about calculous and golf like 5 people would be on here! Some of it may be offensive so choose not to read it , everyone has a right to their opinion but there are far better things to be outraged about than the content on tfln! Crime war hate hunger! I'm just sayin

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    Submitted by Sav775 on Aug 16, 10 at 8:10pm

    Aww. Poor baby.

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    Submitted by hashbrowns on Aug 16, 10 at 11:50pm

    this has happened to me before. unpleasant

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    Submitted by justsaying on Aug 16, 10 at 9:17pm


  • Submitted by livetodisco on Aug 16, 10 at 10:19pm

    Let me tell you...that shit hurts!

  • 60 84
    Submitted by christiechaos on Aug 17, 10 at 4:55am

    Had this happen. Burns like hell

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    Submitted by Flipboi69 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:57am

    I told the bitch swallow or it's going in your eye.

  • Submitted by bankdis on Aug 17, 10 at 12:19pm

    Your absolutly right, he is only telling you nice things cause he came in your eye...and so he can get you in the other eye tommorow.

  • Submitted by roflberries on Aug 17, 10 at 3:37am

    How the fuck is that a good night.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 11:20pm

    Good job Austin.

  • Submitted by mhas on Aug 16, 10 at 8:04pm


  • Submitted by mr_sphincter on Aug 16, 10 at 8:33pm

    Jeez! From the shit that gets posted on this site anymore, the supposed moderators must all be junior high boys who just saw their first cheap porn. Ooo you came in my eye and it made me flunk my driving test...Ooo you came on my blouse and my mom could smell it so I said I spilled at Long John Silvers...Ooo he thanked me for the hand jobs I gave him before physiology class cuz it helped him get an A...Ooo we almost crashed into a moose while I was giving him road head. Enuf already.

    • 75 89
      Submitted by lumberjack2010 on Aug 16, 10 at 8:38pm

      If you don't like it, don't read it. No one wants to see your complaints.

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      Submitted by maskedman on Aug 16, 10 at 8:43pm

      C'mon sphincter, loosen up a little and don't be such an asshole. \n\nWhoa, that sent me on a flashback to the first time I asked for anal sex.

    • 61 97
      Submitted by Yoda_I_am on Aug 17, 10 at 2:24am

      STFU. you need to,\n\nWould be better. with out trolls like you, this site,

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    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 17, 10 at 10:57pm

    Try explain that to the eye doctor

  • Submitted by lovenlifenmusic on Aug 16, 10 at 11:21pm

    SHUT-UP MOM!!!

  • Submitted by mr_sphincter on Aug 16, 10 at 9:08pm

    /lumberjackoff...lessee if i got this right...if i don't like something i shouldn't read it cuz "nobody" wants to hear my complaints. but yer bitchin about my complaints so how about u not reading them if u don't like them?\n/ still mad 'bout being turned down?

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      Submitted by maskedman on Aug 17, 10 at 4:39am

      She only said no because I refused to take off my mask.