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  • Submitted by FattyMcTubkins on Aug 14, 10 at 2:02pm

    I think that's a hint for you to upgrade to something that rhymes with "schlow schob."

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    Submitted by highallthetime on Aug 14, 10 at 1:29pm

    There's nothing wrong with lovely

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    Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Aug 14, 10 at 1:40pm

    yeah and...?

  • 72 53
    Submitted by evolwayz on Aug 14, 10 at 6:55pm

    And the blowjob was "peachy"

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    Submitted by HookerPunch on Aug 14, 10 at 2:09pm

    Handjobs are pointless. If I wanted to be jerked off I'd do it myself.

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      Submitted by JonClaw on Aug 15, 10 at 11:18am

      Spoken like a true virgin.

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    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 15, 10 at 12:03pm

    Lovely means he hated the way u were doing it.

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    Submitted by gelato on Aug 14, 10 at 1:36pm

    "Well it was my pleasure darling."

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    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 14, 10 at 4:31pm

    If he was Australian or British then this is a win.

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    Submitted by laxlaxlax87 on Aug 15, 10 at 9:32am

    probably because he was thinking of another guy while you were doing it...

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    Submitted by calixdude4life on Aug 14, 10 at 1:49pm

    Handjobs are lame

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    Submitted by Loowigi on Aug 15, 10 at 2:31am

    I use lovely as a legit word for good. Not AMAZING, but lovely....

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    Submitted by dwilliams0789 on Aug 14, 10 at 5:39pm

    At least it wasn't a self handjob, bc if you seriously would rather do it by yourself you have issues...

  • 62 64
    Submitted by android69 on Aug 14, 10 at 3:02pm

    Your mouth better be on the end of your hand

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    Submitted by cjpeaches on Aug 15, 10 at 8:18pm

    I love the assumtion that Brits actually say lovely a lot... That's like assuming all Americans say y'all

  • 56 60
    Submitted by couponwhore on Aug 14, 10 at 7:00pm

    Don't do him any favors- he can whack off without you

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    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 14, 10 at 1:25pm

    Probs a wannabe Brit

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    Submitted by mariommusic on Aug 14, 10 at 2:05pm

    I think he was being sarcastic, hand jobs are far from lovely...

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    Submitted by bass80hz on Sep 12, 12 at 7:59pm

    Whats wrong with doing it yourself? Nobody can get me off like I can get me off.