I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Ha ha. Oh wait, this isn't funny.
Rule: Dont burn the cookies. Nobody likes burnt cookies.
allow me to fill in the rest: he started baking, decided "I'm too drunk for this" and passed out naked on the deck. After puking. Next he'll be "too hungover" for something.
where are you, rulebook??? I gotta say I've got a little tfln crush on you and need your funny comments!
A different kind of dickburn I suppose.
Cookie Monster would be ashamed
7:15 no I'm pretty sure you're the only "geigh" thing from that are code.
Since when is burning cookies funny
WTF, I can understand tanning naked, but burnin cookies?!? That's a crime asshole, I ashamed D:
GTL ladies and gentlemen, GTL.
Even tan baking cookies yep he's def g@y!
So where you cookies burning on him?
WTF why are all the geigh texts from my area code?! Fuk u OP!
I really don't see any humor at all?
Wait, he burned his cookies?