She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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damn thats a score on all levels, fuck them both
I used to think there was no such thing as a perfect girl, but now, Im just not sure anymore..
nah, the best win is when she's a complete freak in bed *and* acts nice and sweet enough to fool your mom.
Offcially ruled as an EP1C W1N.
Your now a wife away from the trifecta
Bang her hard, my son.
Sounds like a setup dude. Wrap it unless you're sure the bitch is on b/c.
Oh I'd keep her on the side and fuck her as long as I could.......but who knows how many she's made the same agreement with? Wrap that shit up, son!
Guys and girls add littlebigplayers@aim for some fun;)
This honestly happens to me like every other week\nNot that big a win
This will probably be one of the greatest moments of your life. It's like finding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. \n\nIronically, this is probably the one you'll want to brag about to your mother.
stupid question but what does the \\n mean?
Wtf. Is her name door mat? Poor girl she must have Daddy issues. You should be ashamed OP.
The people who thumbed this down are liars and the people who thumbed this up are no fun.
If something sounds too good to be true it is, you better double wrap that sucker.
Awesome, you people who said "bad night" gtfo and slit your wrists this IS an epix win.
You fucking morons. The OP is fucking a MILF
Don't get it