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  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 11, 10 at 2:45pm

    I used to think there was no such thing as a perfect girl, but now, Im just not sure anymore..

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 11, 10 at 2:24pm

    damn thats a score on all levels, fuck them both

  • 93 56
    Submitted by buberto on Aug 11, 10 at 2:28pm

    Bang her hard, my son.

  • 89 52
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 12, 10 at 3:20am

    nah, the best win is when she's a complete freak in bed *and* acts nice and sweet enough to fool your mom.

  • 89 62
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 11, 10 at 2:29pm

    Offcially ruled as an EP1C W1N.

  • 72 49
    Submitted by 315winner on Aug 11, 10 at 6:52pm

    Sounds like a setup dude. Wrap it unless you're sure the bitch is on b/c.

  • 73 62
    Submitted by dirk_diggler on Aug 11, 10 at 3:55pm

    Oh I'd keep her on the side and fuck her as long as I could.......but who knows how many she's made the same agreement with? Wrap that shit up, son!

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Ape23 on Aug 11, 10 at 2:36pm

    GET IT!

  • 64 47
    Submitted by sacredcandle69 on Aug 11, 10 at 4:57pm

    Awesome, you people who said "bad night" gtfo and slit your wrists this IS an epix win.

  • 73 65
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 11, 10 at 3:06pm

    Your now a wife away from the trifecta

  • 62 64
    Submitted by maskedman on Aug 11, 10 at 5:03pm

    This will probably be one of the greatest moments of your life. It's like finding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. \n\nIronically, this is probably the one you'll want to brag about to your mother.

    • 30 34
      Submitted by eternallyamour on Nov 23, 11 at 8:03pm

      stupid question but what does the \\n mean?

  • 54 55
    Submitted by niceman on Aug 12, 10 at 9:26am

    You fucking morons. The OP is fucking a MILF

  • 49 51
    Submitted by DJTuret on Aug 14, 10 at 1:35am

    This honestly happens to me like every other week\nNot that big a win

  • 49 51
    Submitted by mp9p on Aug 11, 10 at 3:13pm

    EPIC

  • Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 11, 10 at 3:08pm

    Wtf. Is her name door mat? Poor girl she must have Daddy issues. You should be ashamed OP.

    • 48 44
      Submitted by Anon712 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:15am

      The people who thumbed this down are liars and the people who thumbed this up are no fun.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 10 at 7:15pm

    Guys and girls add littlebigplayers@aim for some fun;)

  • 51 65
    Submitted by tanner13921 on Aug 11, 10 at 2:55pm

    Got it

  • 41 46
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 12, 10 at 4:06am

    If something sounds too good to be true it is, you better double wrap that sucker.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by TheMooner on Aug 11, 10 at 3:27pm

    Don't get it

  • 56 82
    Submitted by tanner13921 on Aug 11, 10 at 2:30pm

    Don't get it