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  • 4 lokos is like tequilla, either you have a good story to tell the next day, or you want to crawl in a hole and die the next day, there really is very little between

    Submitted by emmalee1203 on Sep 23, 10 at 12:23am
  • Lokos taste like sweaty asshole.

    Submitted by blitted on Sep 22, 10 at 4:40pm
    • I agree. I would have to get paid to drink that shit.

      Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 22, 10 at 5:26pm
    • When she says "sweating our four lokos", that's actually where it comes from: sweaty alcoholics at the gym

      Submitted by ur_a_towel on Sep 22, 10 at 9:37pm
  • I feel so sheltered. Im more familiar with "sweaty asshole" then these "four lokos".... but it seems Im not missing anything.....

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 22, 10 at 5:53pm
  • 2 for $6 gets you fucked up

    Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 22, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Lokos are for pussies?? Man.. I don't know what kind of lokos y'all had, but a can or two will get the job DONE!

    Submitted by cdese on Sep 23, 10 at 12:10am
  • Someone has OBVIOUSLY not had 4 loko. I had 4 and thought two girls on campus were water nymphs playing acoustic guitar for the elves living in the shrubbery on the drill field. \nI WASN'T EVEN HIGH.

    Submitted by DoorSlut on Sep 23, 10 at 9:46am
  • I'm thinking this is a Fitchburg Student... haha 508+the rate four lokos are growing on people here....

    Submitted by FSU2012 on Sep 23, 10 at 1:05pm
  • Four lokos are amazinngggg

    Submitted by lacybaby on Sep 22, 10 at 4:27pm
  • at least youre not sweating vodka...

    Submitted by getemwhileskinny on Sep 22, 10 at 9:37pm
  • Even if it is paradoxical, I wish there was an alcoholic drink that hydrated you as you drank it. That would help cure a lot of hangover headaches.

    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Sep 23, 10 at 4:03am
  • I tried one and only got 3 sips down before I burped stomach acid.

    Submitted by gsansbury on Sep 22, 10 at 7:49pm
  • Ewwww...

    Submitted by sup3rmanw1ll on Sep 23, 10 at 12:08am
  • Four Lokos are a girls drink... Give me some rum and coke or some 1800.

    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 22, 10 at 6:40pm
  • 4lokos!\nDrink that when I wanna get ghetto!

    Submitted by mikmac on Sep 23, 10 at 2:23am
  • I love four loko. Got shitfaced after one. Thats how i build my tolerance

    Submitted by raveycandyass on Sep 27, 10 at 9:03pm
  • yeah idk what yall are sayin. id like to see that guy drink 3 and try to walk a straight line.

    Submitted by getemwhileskinny on Sep 23, 10 at 8:29am
  • Joose has half the calories of 4 Loko and gets you just as fucked up. Just sayin.

    Submitted by homesickalien on Oct 7, 10 at 1:24pm
  • 508... hmm i might know you.. greendale YMCA?

    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Sep 23, 10 at 12:47am
  • Mandatory pants... Switch to mojitos or gin and tonic... Both are mostly water based drinks so your drinking water as you get drunk... No hangover...

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Sep 23, 10 at 9:46am
  • or you could drink a glass of water for every drink you drink thus making you not have one or one as sever just saying

    Submitted by adrianna420 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:55am
  • The best Loko x 4 is the blue raspberry flavor. Easiest to get down, will get the job done fast. Some of the best times that Ill never remember...

    Submitted by rh1442 on Sep 24, 10 at 2:53am
  • Four Lokos are for pussies.

    Submitted by emilysophie on Sep 22, 10 at 10:27pm
  • First!!

    Submitted by bar9690 on Sep 22, 10 at 4:24pm