she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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You want pussy? Come back ONE YEAR!
It's the Vagina Nazi!
What the deal with ovaltine? The container is round, the glass is round. They should call it roundtine.
I love Seinfeld!
This is possibly one of my favourite Seinfeld lines!
the red or the white?
(Oh no...) White?
Definitely a favorite!!
She was expecting the STD so she denied the soup. Good girl
This is greatness
she coulda said no. here, she's just being a cunt.
Trust me, you really didn't want the soup. Her clam chowder had been under a heat lamp for far too long
Hey NotTexan, although your name is offensive to me (the proudest Texan ever) and you're obviously an asshole for wanting a name like that...your comment was funny!
Anyone not from Texas = asshole? Just want to be clear. Because I think the rest of the world might hold a different opinion.
this soup is making me Firsty
I would personally be happy to have avoided sex with that person.
Sex and seinfeld should never mix.
Now this is a refreshing Seinfeld refrence
Russian girls get wet at the very sight of a black man
Seinfeld is overrunning this site.\nI have no problems with that.
It's like your outta luck in the soup department?
Pretzels making me firsty. My cooter is juicy!!
No pretzels for you....
possibly the funniest prude girl ever. its your fault you didnt have a comeback quote. you couldve won her over. life lesson: watch seinfeld. it can help with life
Duh ya dingus