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  • Submitted by wHw on Jul 14, 10 at 2:58pm

    You want pussy? Come back ONE YEAR!

  • Submitted by marsho on Jul 14, 10 at 3:43pm

    It's the Vagina Nazi!

  • Submitted by IQuoteSeinfeld on Jul 14, 10 at 2:52pm

    What the deal with ovaltine? The container is round, the glass is round. They should call it roundtine.

  • Submitted by skm3310 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:35pm

    I love Seinfeld!

  • Submitted by Cat_Chicago on Jul 14, 10 at 2:41pm

    This is possibly one of my favourite Seinfeld lines!

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 14, 10 at 3:55pm


  • Submitted by jayb87 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:39pm

    She was expecting the STD so she denied the soup. Good girl

  • Submitted by resevl260 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:02am

    Definitely a favorite!!

  • Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 14, 10 at 2:34pm

    This is greatness

  • Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 16, 10 at 6:48am

    she coulda said no. here, she's just being a cunt.

  • Submitted by cheshireSMiRK on Jul 14, 10 at 2:35pm

    totally awesome

  • Submitted by cynicista on Jul 14, 10 at 5:01pm


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  • Submitted by notTexan on Jul 14, 10 at 5:45pm

    Trust me, you really didn't want the soup. Her clam chowder had been under a heat lamp for far too long

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 4:13pm

    this soup is making me Firsty

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 15, 10 at 12:24am

    Hey NotTexan, although your name is offensive to me (the proudest Texan ever) and you're obviously an asshole for wanting a name like that...your comment was funny!

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      Submitted by nightlithium on Aug 8, 11 at 6:01am

      Anyone not from Texas = asshole? Just want to be clear. Because I think the rest of the world might hold a different opinion.

  • Submitted by pretzel on Jul 14, 10 at 5:18pm


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  • Submitted by GoodKine on Jul 14, 10 at 10:13pm

    Sex and seinfeld should never mix.

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 14, 10 at 9:14pm


  • Submitted by iduguphergrave on Jul 19, 10 at 2:45am

    I would personally be happy to have avoided sex with that person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 12:04am


  • Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 14, 10 at 9:32pm

    Now this is a refreshing Seinfeld refrence

  • Submitted by niceman on Jul 14, 10 at 11:44pm

    Russian girls get wet at the very sight of a black man

  • Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 14, 10 at 2:34pm

    Pretzels making me firsty. My cooter is juicy!!

  • Submitted by gmanleman on Jul 15, 10 at 12:00am

    Seinfeld is overrunning this site.\nI have no problems with that.

  • Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:56am

    No pretzels for you....

  • Submitted by bkeane1 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:36pm

    It's like your outta luck in the soup department?

  • Submitted by paintballscool on Jul 15, 10 at 1:42am

    possibly the funniest prude girl ever. its your fault you didnt have a comeback quote. you couldve won her over. life lesson: watch seinfeld. it can help with life

  • Submitted by carlyjo12 on Jul 14, 10 at 10:17pm


  • Submitted by barberblitz on Jul 14, 10 at 2:55pm

    Duh ya dingus