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  • 69 23
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 9, 10 at 12:32pm
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    F**k longer, it will be open again soon...

  • 75 35
    Submitted by bragelikestorage on Jul 9, 10 at 12:11pm
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    And the other person was thinking damn, I wish you weren't so fat so I could finish...

    • 33 21
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 9, 10 at 12:47pm
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      why, because only fat people like fast food? maybe the dude was that bad

  • 52 31
    Submitted by Vagmanec on Jul 9, 10 at 12:42pm
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    That's really sad. Not only does McDonald's taste like shit, but it's horrible for you as well. I feel bad for you if you're having sex and that's the only thing you can think about.

  • 47 26
    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jul 10, 10 at 12:26am
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    If that's the case she McFuckin sucks in bed...see what I did there?

  • 49 35
    Submitted by texasaj on Jul 9, 10 at 12:04pm
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    Must not be great sex then

  • 46 31
    Submitted by maskedman on Jul 9, 10 at 12:54pm
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    I'm using this as an excuse the next time I premature ejaculate. Also, I don't believe in premature ejaculation. Whenever I cum it's always right on time.

  • 43 32
    Submitted by emilyjune on Jul 9, 10 at 3:51pm
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    Not only fat people eat mcdonalds you assholes, and while most of the food is gross not all of it is, and when you have the drunk munchies mcdonalds can taste like heaven

  • 42 33
    Submitted by Savagejay on Jul 9, 10 at 12:55pm
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    Fatties in love

  • 41 33
    Submitted by 573rep on Jul 9, 10 at 11:34am
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    Gotta have those fries.

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Thiick on Jul 10, 10 at 7:55am
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    Haha omg lmfao for REAL....and im jealous

  • 34 27
    Submitted by ice43man on Jul 10, 10 at 4:49am
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    Pretty sure this is a guy so idk why everyone is talking like it's a female

  • 37 33
    Submitted by mattias on Jul 9, 10 at 2:23pm
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    Burger orgasm. Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • 35 31
    Submitted by abc101 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:20pm
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    Supersize the dick then bitch

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Thiick on Jul 10, 10 at 7:57am
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    Ooh i thought he meant they were fuckin in mcdonalds bathroom.....otherwise wtf ?

  • 36 34
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 1:49pm
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    Good, so you won't be poisoning yourself after exercising.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by SOUTHxBAYxLA on Jul 9, 10 at 12:01pm
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    Ha! McDonalds is open 24/7 here in L.A.!

  • 40 45
    Submitted by bojanglez on Jul 9, 10 at 12:06pm
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    Mcdonalds will make you fat. That is all.

  • 30 26
    Submitted by Samia on Jul 11, 10 at 6:34am
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    "YOU MCFUCKED UP!!"

  • 36 38
    Submitted by thegrandlebowski on Jul 9, 10 at 3:39pm
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    You must be married

  • 34 45
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 9, 10 at 11:35am
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    Yay first

  • 29 40
    Submitted by superhead on Jul 9, 10 at 1:03pm
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    That's is so me but for chipotle

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