and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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And the other person was thinking damn, I wish you weren't so fat so I could finish...
why, because only fat people like fast food? maybe the dude was that bad
F**k longer, it will be open again soon...
Fatties in love
That's really sad. Not only does McDonald's taste like shit, but it's horrible for you as well. I feel bad for you if you're having sex and that's the only thing you can think about.
Not only fat people eat mcdonalds you assholes, and while most of the food is gross not all of it is, and when you have the drunk munchies mcdonalds can taste like heaven
Burger orgasm. Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm using this as an excuse the next time I premature ejaculate. Also, I don't believe in premature ejaculation. Whenever I cum it's always right on time.
Gotta have those fries.
You must be married
If that's the case she McFuckin sucks in bed...see what I did there?
That's is so me but for chipotle
Must not be great sex then
Mcdonalds will make you fat. That is all.
"YOU MCFUCKED UP!!"
Supersize the dick then bitch
Good, so you won't be poisoning yourself after exercising.
Haha omg lmfao for REAL....and im jealous
Ha! McDonalds is open 24/7 here in L.A.!
Ooh i thought he meant they were fuckin in mcdonalds bathroom.....otherwise wtf ?
Pretty sure this is a guy so idk why everyone is talking like it's a female