my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
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Rule: Never have a singles satuarday slumber party.
I wholeheartedly agree with the second texter.
if you're old enough to hang out at bars why are you answering to your pops?!....and why are you having slumber parties?....
repping the 519! :)\nbut yeah that is a little pathetic
Unless that's code for "horny singletons gone wild orgy" you might as well be having a quilting bee
If you're old enough to go to a bar than it's time to stop calling them slumber parties. If I'm having a "slumber party" it's because we went out and got wasted and just crashed all at the same house.
It doesn't seem that bad. You get the right single people, it's basically a party.
yes, but the "IF" in that statement is at least 85% of the equation.
I don't see an "IF" anywhere.
"singles Saturday slumber party"?!?!?!?!?! The ONLY way that night could get any worse is if it was at a church lmao
The only bars in the 519 are sketchy dumps.
Just read this ten times and that's the reason for bein single