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  • Submitted by donkeydong on Aug 9, 10 at 8:26am

    Judge pinky promises local man at least 8 years, story at 11.

  • Submitted by evolwayz on Aug 9, 10 at 11:01am

    "But your honor, she pinky swore..."

  • Submitted by nuttin on Aug 9, 10 at 8:59am

    The training bra should have been a hint.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 8:23am

    Rule: Always go after women who clearly look over 18. Exception: your not over 18 yourself.

    • 47 56
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 9, 10 at 2:24pm

      look at all the creepers comin out to play and thumbs-downing this! aw, did he hurt your feelings? or did he make your 15-year-old girlfriend cry? it's an emotional age, they'll grow out of it.

    • 32 44
      Submitted by krattiger1 on Mar 29, 11 at 3:30am

      Not an easy judgment in Montana

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 9, 10 at 8:13am

    Aw those 15 year olds...

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 12:28pm

    (because it hasn't been posted yet): I'm Chris Hanson, Would you take a seat over there?

  • Submitted by udown on Aug 9, 10 at 8:54am

    Good enough for me.

  • 95 59
    Submitted by La_La_Lie on Aug 9, 10 at 11:10am

    Pinky promises are legit.

  • 88 59
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 9, 10 at 2:00pm

    the dudes in prison will pinky swear to ream ur ahole

  • 86 60
    Submitted by Nightshade on Aug 9, 10 at 8:29am

    Maybe.. Just Maybe - The pinky promise should have tipped you off. There's also the whole fact that you questioned her age in the first place. -_-;

  • 88 75
    Submitted by brittlolz on Aug 9, 10 at 8:15am

    When she pinky promised you should of been a red flag.

  • 86 74
    Submitted by augfire on Aug 9, 10 at 9:04am

    If you were from South Carolina you would not have to worry about it bc 16 is legal.

    • 66 60
      Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 9, 10 at 6:02pm

      lots of states where 16 is legal. maryland for instance

  • 80 69
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 9, 10 at 9:21am

    Chill people, this text is funny because of the obvious irony!!

  • 85 79
    Submitted by thomass on Aug 9, 10 at 8:44am

    A lot of younger girls look 18, it's not the guys fault ;D statutory

  • 82 81
    Submitted by jennybabe on Aug 9, 10 at 9:53am

    weird. sounds something I'd do. &I'm 18.

  • 75 73
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 9, 10 at 1:54pm

    I hope her braces didn't snag on ur pubes

  • 73 71
    Submitted by ghettoperson on Aug 9, 10 at 4:07pm

    Pretty sure a pinky promise is legally binding.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by ryleigh92 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:13am

    Dude, "hey can I see you id?" would have been better.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 9, 10 at 10:59am

    Just a girl wanting to get laid

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 1:34pm

    Fail

  • 69 70
    Submitted by ryno24 on Aug 9, 10 at 12:26pm

    If there is grass on the field, you must play!

  • 66 64
    Submitted by patmans13 on Aug 9, 10 at 9:28am

    Always make her buy a drink before ANYTHING goes down... Either way your covered

  • 58 52
    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 9, 10 at 6:41pm

    15 will get you 30

  • 69 74
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 9, 10 at 10:52am

    That'll hold up in court.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Aug 9, 10 at 4:29pm

    Like grandpappy always said, if there's grass on the field, play ball, if the field's bare, then flip her over and play in the mud!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by thetruth13 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:09am

    as long as her parents dnt find out....

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:19pm

    regular pinky promises are what you have to worry about. pinky promise with the thumb are okay.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 9, 10 at 9:15am

    Good enough.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by dsl1972 on Aug 9, 10 at 9:15am

    Just remember soap on a rope, the aftermath of dropping it gonna suck.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:48am

    That's a negative ghostrider

  • 46 49
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:02am

    When she's says crosses don't count, that's code red for you

  • 49 55
    Submitted by mariahkay on Aug 10, 10 at 4:33am

    Haha I think this was me....

  • 53 64
    Submitted by purplepoop7 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:36am

    Her twilight shirt didn't give it away?

  • 56 70
    Submitted by NBK1 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:31am

    Pinky stinky

  • 52 65
    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 9, 10 at 1:27pm

    I'm sure that'll hold up in court. Lol

  • 50 61
    Submitted by LaxballAllday on Aug 9, 10 at 8:07am

    Nice

  • 48 58
    Submitted by siaaaxox on Aug 10, 10 at 3:12am

    sounds promising.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 9, 10 at 8:31pm

    If you have to ask then shes probably too young

  • 48 59
    Submitted by bankdis on Aug 9, 10 at 6:31pm

    I mean pinky promises are legaly binding agreements. Your good.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by 121 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:39am

    go for it

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Kayotic13 on Aug 10, 10 at 3:50am

    That should've clued you off that she's not.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by KrissKoree on Aug 11, 10 at 2:01pm

    the fact you picked her up from a middle school didnt occur to you?

  • 46 58
    Submitted by heyhellohi on Aug 9, 10 at 9:36am

    I say the same shit all the time hahah

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Jesus_Christ on Aug 9, 10 at 9:26am

    good enough for me, my children.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by dazywu on Aug 10, 10 at 2:56pm

    Ah, that seedy moment of triumph where you don't know if she's legal. But you spike her apple juice anyway.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 21, 10 at 7:15pm

    its all good then

  • 46 62
    Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 9, 10 at 6:04pm

    Well in that case...

  • 50 72
    Submitted by gunman00001 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:37pm

    9:21... agreed man!!! Alot of ppl need to calm down on here.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by mephaskapholies on Aug 9, 10 at 2:23pm

    bahahahahahahaha

  • 41 58
    Submitted by popasquatpaul on Aug 12, 10 at 12:39am

    Hahahaha!!! Rulebook you sly basterd you have done it again! U need to make your own website or fan club on facebook or something ur briliance should not stay on this site

  • 36 54
    Submitted by ChrisHanson on Aug 12, 10 at 12:15am

    Would you take a seat over there?

  • 39 61
    Submitted by remixdrift on Aug 12, 10 at 1:03am

    there is a disturbingly high count for this "good night" lol

  • 40 64
    Submitted by jmash on Aug 9, 10 at 2:03pm

    Gotta I.D

  • 46 77
    Submitted by EvolvedGear on Aug 9, 10 at 10:25am

    Two for the pink. Pinky for the stink :)

  • 36 58
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Aug 19, 10 at 4:37pm

    I believe the OP actually SAW the red flag...hence the text describing the obvious irony...sometimes you commenters can be really obtuse

  • 42 70
    Submitted by bitchass123 on Aug 10, 10 at 3:09am

    she's a slut

  • 39 65
    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 10:53pm

    We have a winner... also if you're in Nevada go for it!

  • 33 67
    Submitted by Nihilate on Nov 17, 10 at 11:27pm

    16 is the legal age in montana as well

  • 35 72
    Submitted by atrumtalio on Aug 14, 10 at 11:45pm

    @RRstr926\n16 really legal In MD?

  • 39 80
    Submitted by magilacutty on Aug 9, 10 at 1:00pm

    I have done that...recently actually...and I'm only like a month away from 18...

  • Submitted by tsteele on Aug 9, 10 at 3:26pm

    If she's old enough to have a period she's old enough to get fucked

    • 54 57
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 9, 10 at 10:14pm

      that would be 7 years old for some girls.