she pinky promised me she was 18
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Judge pinky promises local man at least 8 years, story at 11.
The training bra should have been a hint.
"But your honor, she pinky swore..."
Rule: Always go after women who clearly look over 18. Exception: your not over 18 yourself.
look at all the creepers comin out to play and thumbs-downing this! aw, did he hurt your feelings? or did he make your 15-year-old girlfriend cry? it's an emotional age, they'll grow out of it.
Not an easy judgment in Montana
Aw those 15 year olds...
(because it hasn't been posted yet): I'm Chris Hanson, Would you take a seat over there?
Pinky promises are legit.
Good enough for me.
I hope her braces didn't snag on ur pubes
the dudes in prison will pinky swear to ream ur ahole
Dude, "hey can I see you id?" would have been better.
Maybe.. Just Maybe - The pinky promise should have tipped you off. There's also the whole fact that you questioned her age in the first place. -_-;
When she pinky promised you should of been a red flag.
If you were from South Carolina you would not have to worry about it bc 16 is legal.
lots of states where 16 is legal. maryland for instance
A lot of younger girls look 18, it's not the guys fault ;D statutory
That'll hold up in court.
Like grandpappy always said, if there's grass on the field, play ball, if the field's bare, then flip her over and play in the mud!
as long as her parents dnt find out....
weird. sounds something I'd do. &I'm 18.
9:21... agreed man!!! Alot of ppl need to calm down on here.
Chill people, this text is funny because of the obvious irony!!
Her twilight shirt didn't give it away?
there is a disturbingly high count for this "good night" lol
That's a negative ghostrider
Just a girl wanting to get laid
Well in that case...
If there is grass on the field, you must play!
i dont get it
good enough for me, my children.
15 will get you 30
Always make her buy a drink before ANYTHING goes down... Either way your covered
Just remember soap on a rope, the aftermath of dropping it gonna suck.
go for it
Pretty sure a pinky promise is legally binding.
the fact you picked her up from a middle school didnt occur to you?
Ah, that seedy moment of triumph where you don't know if she's legal. But you spike her apple juice anyway.
Haha I think this was me....
That should've clued you off that she's not.
When she's says crosses don't count, that's code red for you
regular pinky promises are what you have to worry about. pinky promise with the thumb are okay.
I'm sure that'll hold up in court. Lol
We have a winner... also if you're in Nevada go for it!
Two for the pink. Pinky for the stink :)
she's a slut
I say the same shit all the time hahah
If you have to ask then shes probably too young
Hahahaha!!! Rulebook you sly basterd you have done it again! U need to make your own website or fan club on facebook or something ur briliance should not stay on this site
@RRstr926\n16 really legal In MD?
Would you take a seat over there?
I mean pinky promises are legaly binding agreements. Your good.
I believe the OP actually SAW the red flag...hence the text describing the obvious irony...sometimes you commenters can be really obtuse
I have done that...recently actually...and I'm only like a month away from 18...
its all good then
16 is the legal age in montana as well
If she's old enough to have a period she's old enough to get fucked
that would be 7 years old for some girls.