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  • Submitted by livewire on Jan 1, 11 at 1:24pm

    I've felt that same way

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    Submitted by Taipan on Jan 2, 11 at 11:34pm

    Kudos for saying "make love" rather than "bone" or "fuck."

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    Submitted by BubbleGum_Smile on Jan 1, 11 at 7:44pm

    Sounds like a winner.

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    Submitted by darwian on Jan 2, 11 at 2:45am

    Clearly that is not hot sauce.

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    Submitted by MadF00L on Jan 2, 11 at 12:05am

    Awwwww.

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    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 7, 11 at 3:09pm

    awe such a sweet talker.

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    Submitted by thechick99 on Jan 5, 11 at 1:12am

    Classy.

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    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 2, 11 at 8:44pm

    As a txt mssg.,. Fail.,. But if she was nxt to u and u told her tht up close.,. Maybe.,.

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    Submitted by mr_Mann on May 30, 11 at 9:18pm

    In soviet Russia air mattress makes love to you

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    Submitted by Biitsy on Jan 1, 11 at 1:40pm

    That's so sexy!looser!!!

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    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jan 1, 11 at 2:58pm

    HOT SAUCE??? Is that you?!

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jan 5, 11 at 1:31pm

    These would make awesome lyrics to an '80s hair ballad.

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    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jan 1, 11 at 2:58pm

    HOT SAUCE??? Is that you?!

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    Submitted by itsphoebs on Jan 1, 11 at 9:03pm

    HOT SAUCE!!! is that you???

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    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jan 1, 11 at 2:58pm

    HOT SAUCE??? Is that you?!

  • Submitted by OneHottMess on Jan 1, 11 at 2:58pm

    HOT SAUCE??? Is that you?!