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  • Submitted by maskedman on Sep 4, 10 at 4:59pm

    I thought everyone knew about this trick. Huck Finn gets you a blowjob and Tom Sawyer gets you anal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 3:15pm

    That guy must be REALLY good at pickup lines

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    Submitted by Bloodknight on Sep 4, 10 at 7:46pm

    Looks like Huck Finn turned to Fuck Him, lmao! Lame I know, lol!

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    Submitted by taylorfromspace on Sep 4, 10 at 3:20pm

    Giving literary criticism a bad name.

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Sep 4, 10 at 5:23pm

    talking about whitewashing a fence gets me hot too

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      Submitted by massgirl88 on Sep 4, 10 at 6:28pm

      that's TOM SAWYER but nice try

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    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Sep 4, 10 at 5:07pm

    We should all worship this guy.

  • Submitted by godlessBJ on Sep 4, 10 at 4:17pm


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    Submitted by poppadocs on Sep 6, 10 at 12:18am

    Who told you you might meddle with such hifalut'n foolishness, hey?

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    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Sep 5, 10 at 8:49am

    I'm not surprised. Every one in atlanta can get head without even trying!

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    Submitted by jonesinhillary on Mar 1, 12 at 5:55pm

    Because you's a hoe. For sho.

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    Submitted by dersabom on Sep 6, 10 at 11:21pm

    Huck finn, switch the first letters out, fuck hinn, and that sounds like what? (bj is close enough)

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    Submitted by undeadaries on Sep 5, 10 at 1:42am

    English majors for the win

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    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 4, 10 at 5:08pm

    I'm sure your pimp doesn't really care how it happened. So wheremymoneyat?

  • Submitted by medic52 on Sep 6, 10 at 6:37pm

    i always though that story blows too. guess this proves it. or at least the listener did.

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    Submitted by TheHerbalist on Sep 6, 10 at 2:47am

    Baseless morals belong in a Christian chat room, not a TFLN thread. Anyways, I wish there was some way I could shake this dude's hand.

  • Submitted by superhead on Sep 4, 10 at 3:40pm

    That's a good girl don't forget to swallow

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    Submitted by Jarhead1 on Jul 11, 12 at 11:19pm


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    Submitted by PacoTheTaco on Sep 5, 10 at 12:27am

    Does it really matter how it happened? Just be glad that your tounge is getting a workout.