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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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I here L'oreal just came out with cum stain white.
*hear* Being illiterate sucks sometimes...
They make Toy Story nail polish? To infinity and beyond!!!
That's kinda a cool/unique thing. \n\nI mean it must mean the girl is either a whore \n/not mentally stable... But that'd be a fun fact to find out about someone
This is pretty sick despite the slutty circumstances. Sounds like something Cassie from skins would do.
I would have to get legend of Zelda nailpolish :)
clever
hahaha, my best friend does that too.
Wet and wild came out with the dirty sanchez
He-man would be awesome!
She does it to remember the guy she's tanged
My kinda chick!!
like
Stage 5 clinger... RUN!
Well at least she wasn't too drunk to not remember
You know, there are a LOT of Hollister guys in the Chesapeake Bay area...
She defines her self worth through sexual prowess. She sings the song of a sultry siren yet is a wreck on the inside. Can't anybody hear her scream?
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
dumb
That's fucking awesome(: ahaha
Maybe you should stop having sex with kids
doubt it.
I live in maryland and i do that...
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