So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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Damn... Lucky bro.. My girls dad doesn't even know about me... If he did, the .44 magnum he keeps in his wall safe would be put to good use...
Awesome! Quickly, take advantage of the situation
I want to be the next spammer... Ok ok here goes. When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail!
He must have been really fucked up hahahaah fuck it
Rosamondmoonpie? Have we met here before? I remember now. We had lots and lots of pretzels cause we were so firsty. LMAO
Wow. What a fuckin drunk
Ytsrif em gnikam si lohcola siht
you messed this one up, bud. should be lohocla, not lohcola. youve now ruined your pathetic attempt at attention, might as well quit while youre behind
I'll make your little girl happy..
He wants you to get her drunk and make a sex tape, so that he can watch. He also wants you to make the bitch a fucking glory hole, so he can be one of the damn mystery men.
I fucking love Ontario.
I like alcohol too
Yes, yes I'm a firsty first but I can't deal with the hate, anger, death threats, the f*uck off firsty comments, the rudeness or the comments against the same sex lovers. Soooo...I'm not playing mean anymore, unless provoked. I want to enjoy tfln and be free to be firsty or lemon f*ucked!
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
What? No first comment or a comment about fucking a dolphin? I'm dissapointed in you Peyton manning and firsty.
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
Dan that's a Great start to getting a catchy phrase but how would one f*ck a lemon? I'm thinking here...???? So far it's good but it's missing that extra twist. Throw some more ideas out there. We can brainstorm together.