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  • 96 71
    Submitted by A__C on Jul 21, 10 at 5:10pm

    Damn... Lucky bro.. My girls dad doesn't even know about me... If he did, the .44 magnum he keeps in his wall safe would be put to good use...

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 21, 10 at 5:12pm

    Awesome! Quickly, take advantage of the situation

  • 60 69
    Submitted by R3X on Jul 21, 10 at 5:05pm

    He must have been really fucked up hahahaah fuck it

  • 56 66
    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 21, 10 at 6:13pm

    I want to be the next spammer... Ok ok here goes. When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail!

  • 43 52
    Submitted by kylieeelovesyou on Jul 24, 10 at 3:01am

    get someee!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 9:40pm

    Yes, yes I'm a firsty first but I can't deal with the hate, anger, death threats, the f*uck off firsty comments, the rudeness or the comments against the same sex lovers. Soooo...I'm not playing mean anymore, unless provoked. I want to enjoy tfln and be free to be firsty or lemon f*uckedî„…!

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Congoman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:19pm

    Dad win.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 7:06pm

    Wow. What a fuckin drunk

  • 53 78
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:53pm

    Rosamondmoonpie? Have we met here before? I remember now. We had lots and lots of pretzels cause we were so firsty. LMAO

  • 50 74
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:35pm

    He wants you to get her drunk and make a sex tape, so that he can watch. He also wants you to make the bitch a fucking glory hole, so he can be one of the damn mystery men.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 21, 10 at 5:11pm

    What? No first comment or a comment about fucking a dolphin? I'm dissapointed in you Peyton manning and firsty.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by kaylawls on Jul 21, 10 at 11:53pm

    I fucking love Ontario.

  • 58 93
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 5:19pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 55 89
    Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 21, 10 at 5:55pm

    Ytsrif em gnikam si lohcola siht

    • 47 65
      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 22, 10 at 8:52am

      you messed this one up, bud. should be lohocla, not lohcola. youve now ruined your pathetic attempt at attention, might as well quit while youre behind

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 6:52pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:19am

    I like alcohol too

  • 39 70
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 22, 10 at 1:46am

    dad=boss

  • 41 76
    Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 22, 10 at 12:18am

    I'll make your little girl happy..

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:26pm

    Pretzels!!

  • 45 88
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 5:25pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 40 89
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 9:35pm

    Dan that's a Great start to getting a catchy phrase but how would one f*ck a lemon? I'm thinking here...???? So far it's good but it's missing that extra twist. Throw some more ideas out there. We can brainstorm together.

  • 36 83
    Submitted by last on Jul 21, 10 at 5:49pm

    Last