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  • Damn... Lucky bro.. My girls dad doesn't even know about me... If he did, the .44 magnum he keeps in his wall safe would be put to good use...

    Submitted by A__C on Jul 21, 10 at 5:10pm
  • Awesome! Quickly, take advantage of the situation

    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 21, 10 at 5:12pm
  • I want to be the next spammer... Ok ok here goes. When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail!

    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 21, 10 at 6:13pm
  • He must have been really fucked up hahahaah fuck it

    Submitted by R3X on Jul 21, 10 at 5:05pm
  • get someee!

    Submitted by kylieeelovesyou on Jul 24, 10 at 3:01am
  • Rosamondmoonpie? Have we met here before? I remember now. We had lots and lots of pretzels cause we were so firsty. LMAO

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Wow. What a fuckin drunk

    Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 7:06pm
  • Ytsrif em gnikam si lohcola siht

    Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 21, 10 at 5:55pm
    • you messed this one up, bud. should be lohocla, not lohcola. youve now ruined your pathetic attempt at attention, might as well quit while youre behind

      Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 22, 10 at 8:52am
  • What? No first comment or a comment about fucking a dolphin? I'm dissapointed in you Peyton manning and firsty.

    Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 21, 10 at 5:11pm
  • He wants you to get her drunk and make a sex tape, so that he can watch. He also wants you to make the bitch a fucking glory hole, so he can be one of the damn mystery men.

    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Yes, yes I'm a firsty first but I can't deal with the hate, anger, death threats, the f*uck off firsty comments, the rudeness or the comments against the same sex lovers. Soooo...I'm not playing mean anymore, unless provoked. I want to enjoy tfln and be free to be firsty or lemon f*ucked!

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 9:40pm
  • I fucking love Ontario.

    Submitted by kaylawls on Jul 21, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 6:52pm
  • I like alcohol too

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:19am
  • I'll make your little girl happy..

    Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 22, 10 at 12:18am
  • dad=boss

    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 22, 10 at 1:46am
  • Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 5:19pm
  • Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 5:25pm
  • Dad win.

    Submitted by Congoman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:19pm
  • Pretzels!!

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Last

    Submitted by last on Jul 21, 10 at 5:49pm
  • Dan that's a Great start to getting a catchy phrase but how would one f*ck a lemon? I'm thinking here...???? So far it's good but it's missing that extra twist. Throw some more ideas out there. We can brainstorm together.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 9:35pm