Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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I've treated it to a meal of vagina
Couldnt you have just used the stairs?
SPIDERMAN DAT HO! *shoots "webbing"*
That's determination. Or you just havn't gotten laid in a while. But still, cudos.
that is just awesome, oh my God to be young again and willing to go to great lengths to get laid. good form old boy!
You look at it with pride.
I gave it a relaxing massage.
Lol!! Laughed at this one
Not gotten the herp...
Lol! It's like Rampage with better payoff in the end
Hmm...got my gf to use lube when she gave me a hand job, that took effort
I personally have converted 2 lesbians bak to penis
id say if youre working that hard to get laid then maybe you have a problem....
let me advise this....You really have to go to That much trouble? I'm guessing that you don't get offered sex that often...