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  • Submitted by Bloodknight on Oct 24, 10 at 2:54pm

    Washed it

  • Submitted by giantone on Oct 24, 10 at 4:43pm

    I've treated it to a meal of vagina

  • Submitted by cvoberlohr on Oct 24, 10 at 6:31pm

    Couldnt you have just used the stairs?

  • Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Oct 24, 10 at 6:39pm

    Peter Parker?

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      Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Oct 24, 10 at 10:40pm

      SPIDERMAN DAT HO! *shoots "webbing"*

  • Submitted by Farore on Oct 24, 10 at 4:52pm

    That's determination. Or you just havn't gotten laid in a while. But still, cudos.

  • Submitted by Lugnut81 on Oct 24, 10 at 11:02pm

    that is just awesome, oh my God to be young again and willing to go to great lengths to get laid. good form old boy!

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    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 24, 10 at 7:05pm

    I gave it a relaxing massage.

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    Submitted by JTH1083 on Oct 24, 10 at 2:27pm

    Lol!! Laughed at this one

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    Submitted by nizblunt on Oct 24, 10 at 6:14pm

    You look at it with pride.

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    Submitted by mdguy301 on Oct 24, 10 at 2:29pm

    Godzilla?

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    Submitted by archer79 on Oct 24, 10 at 4:20pm

    Lol! It's like Rampage with better payoff in the end

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    Submitted by phillylocakl2 on Oct 29, 10 at 8:22pm

    I personally have converted 2 lesbians bak to penis

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    Submitted by just_a_angel on Oct 26, 10 at 1:40am

    Hmm...got my gf to use lube when she gave me a hand job, that took effort

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    Submitted by letsgetbombed on Oct 24, 10 at 11:14pm

    Not gotten the herp...

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    Submitted by all_nighter on Oct 25, 10 at 12:50am

    id say if youre working that hard to get laid then maybe you have a problem....

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      Submitted by all_nighter on Oct 25, 10 at 12:52am

      let me advise this....You really have to go to That much trouble? I'm guessing that you don't get offered sex that often...

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    Submitted by jaesm17 on Oct 24, 10 at 2:26pm

    First!