What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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A real friend would laugh their damn ass off at this. Hope your nipples are okay!
Fsh, amateur. I have a pattern of scars over my lower abdomen from frying latkes naked. Your move.
You are seriously awesome. I may have a new goal for Channukah time...
Something along the lines of "hahaha!"
I'd say your nipples are way too close together or you spilled alot of coffee.
"way too close together..." that's perfect
I got a second degree burn from baking cookies, I sympathize.
I would say "ouch".
I fry bacon....naked
Hope someone licked it off coffee shouldn't be wasted
You should probably still be drinking from a sippy cup.
Well, Bob, I'd say "put on a fuckin shirt, you're scaring the children"
... and not the dress.
hot wax on the nips not hot coffee
What would I say? Probably ask if they wanted to go get coffee sometime...
Lol that u r f***in stupid
Seems like you can't handle hot fluids ;)
very original is all i can say lol
Why are you drinking coffee that damn hot?!
Coffee.. My place? Lol