What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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A real friend would laugh their damn ass off at this. Hope your nipples are okay!
Something along the lines of "hahaha!"
Fsh, amateur. I have a pattern of scars over my lower abdomen from frying latkes naked. Your move.
You are seriously awesome. I may have a new goal for Channukah time...
I would say "ouch".
I got a second degree burn from baking cookies, I sympathize.
You should probably still be drinking from a sippy cup.
I fry bacon....naked
I'd say your nipples are way too close together or you spilled alot of coffee.
"way too close together..." that's perfect
Well, Bob, I'd say "put on a fuckin shirt, you're scaring the children"
... and not the dress.
Hope someone licked it off coffee shouldn't be wasted
Seems like you can't handle hot fluids ;)
Lol that u r f***in stupid
hot wax on the nips not hot coffee
What would I say? Probably ask if they wanted to go get coffee sometime...
Why are you drinking coffee that damn hot?!
very original is all i can say lol
Coffee.. My place? Lol