After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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Rule 303: When you are completely smashed, you can always count on your best friend Bud to see you through.
Tequila and I hate each other. But we get along for the night. Then we hate each other.
I had a friend in elementary school named TaQuilla...
Hey A__C! I do. Call Jack Daniels. If he doesn't answer call Captain Morgan. 2 of the best lawyers.
in the pond? that's a lil grimy....
Productplacement, you forgot Sam Adams(:
Stay classy MO
@iwuvcreepy69 does her last name begin with an S? If so I know her too.
I've got a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.
Tequila killed my wife, raped my children and burned down my house. Then it framed me for the whole thing and jumped down my throat...\n\nWhen the police asked who was responsible, I thre up all over the floor, and just pointed. Needless to say, anybody know a really good lawyer?
@A_C funniest comment ever!