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  • 65 58
    Submitted by iwuvcreepy69 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:24pm

    I had a friend in elementary school named TaQuilla...

  • 63 57
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 28, 10 at 12:06pm

    Rule 303: When you are completely smashed, you can always count on your best friend Bud to see you through.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by iagree on Jul 28, 10 at 10:22am

    I agree

  • 58 59
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Jul 28, 10 at 10:07am

    Tequila and I hate each other. But we get along for the night. Then we hate each other.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Jul 28, 10 at 10:24am

    Hey A__C! I do. Call Jack Daniels. If he doesn't answer call Captain Morgan. 2 of the best lawyers.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by damn_gurl on Jul 28, 10 at 1:53pm

    in the pond? that's a lil grimy....

  • 52 64
    Submitted by abc101 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:52am

    Productplacement, you forgot Sam Adams(:

  • 46 65
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 29, 10 at 9:18am

    @iwuvcreepy69 does her last name begin with an S? If so I know her too.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by A__C on Jul 28, 10 at 10:11am

    Tequila killed my wife, raped my children and burned down my house. Then it framed me for the whole thing and jumped down my throat...\n\nWhen the police asked who was responsible, I thre up all over the floor, and just pointed. Needless to say, anybody know a really good lawyer?

  • 43 62
    Submitted by imajew on Jul 29, 10 at 4:18pm

    Stay classy MO

  • 42 67
    Submitted by shamrock4751 on Jul 28, 10 at 4:06pm

    I've got a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 28, 10 at 8:44pm

    @A_C funniest comment ever!