i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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My type of girl...... Nice
who said it was a girl?
Stop scaring the children.
Win if it's a girl...
Personally, this is how I like to pregame a date...naked and porn. Forget the chips...nobody likes a greasy-fingered chubbie.
It's always good to pregame the party
Fat people go on dates too.
Crikey that has given me a hard on
If this is a girl, I need to find one like her.
Who said I was a child, I'm fucking 33 lol
prob not a girl. not because we wouldn't be naked watching porn but rather we would be scrambling whilst getting ready for said date.
Sounds like what happened to me the other day when the fedex man came to the door. The night ended like a cheesy porn!
Sounds like my fiancé lol
Im trying to imagine the actual quality of this girl... and the image isnt pretty
is the date on said couch?
@PhoenixGrey touché!! :P
Well I sure hope you're pantsless when you're taking a shit