If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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That's stupid, you'd be terribly inaccurate on the move.
And think of all the bras you'd ruin.
Pew pew! You'd surprise the hell out of your dates that's for sure.
i would be firsty in everyyyy text
Laser Tits. Best website ever. Way to be original.
will you marry me?
I would have the power to read the minds of TFLN moderators... "All texts are funny, NO EXCEPTIONS!"
@MonstrousMeagan, Why Do You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word Like This?
To Trollin, Xmen is plural, Xman is singular.
I would have the power to change rules and laws. Everyone would have to follow my ridiculous rules too...
Professer x mind control hell yeah ;~)
You r quite literally my dream woman
Katy Perry Beat You To That With Her Whipped Cream.
Nothing would frighten me more than a guy shooting lasers out of his man boobs. Except Martha Stewart.
Shoop Da Whoop!
I would have 10 cocks.
I'd be the guy getting LASIK from your tits
Sounds like Dane Cook's laser cock? GTFO.
So when someone arouses you, you thank them by killing them? That's just a dick move!
it's like the fanbots in austin powers