she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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That seriously is SO true!!
go nuts. literally.
She break out the nurse's outfit?
It's like sucking the poison out, or drinking the antidote... Right?
Actually that's true! Both of those work very well.
I think I just found an even better BJ pickup line
Sender's a dude.
When I saw my friend's bleeding forehead last night, I sobered up fast!