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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:32pm

    Rule: If you still have action figures, they will be glued to your dick. No exceptions.

  • Submitted by TheBadwolf on Aug 9, 10 at 3:31pm

    But it's SUPER DICK! (With the amazing power of impotence)

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 9, 10 at 3:42pm

    Kind of a calm text considering the whole removal of them thing

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 11, 10 at 12:55pm

    If you have action figures I'm surprised you're getting any action at all

  • Submitted by agentorange on Aug 10, 10 at 1:25am


  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 9, 10 at 3:26pm


  • Submitted by pinklady01 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:13pm

    Love this!!! Totally going to do it to my manfriend!

  • Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 9, 10 at 5:35pm

    It goes with your cape and helmet.

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 9, 10 at 3:39pm

    Jooknow it would be classic if it was a King Kong figure glued with Gorilla Glue.

  • Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 9, 10 at 8:26pm

    Wtf!! What kinda sex are they having?

    • Submitted by iowawashington on Aug 10, 10 at 9:02am

      No sex. At all. Ever. Thus the inappropriate touching of each others parts.

  • Submitted by spazwell69 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:26pm

    I thought we agreed; no more submitting shitty texts.

  • Submitted by twick on Aug 10, 10 at 12:19am

    i thought we agreed, only if you moved out of your parents basement

  • Submitted by archer79 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:37am

    But GI Joe has Kung Fu grip! Glue shouldn't be needed for the real American hero!

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 9, 10 at 6:00pm


  • Submitted by EmmaXxX on Aug 9, 10 at 3:33pm

    But its so's so pretty :D haha

  • Submitted by ashes87 on Aug 9, 10 at 5:13pm

    How odd I think it would be just plain mean for someone to do this to a guy although I can think of a couple that would totally deserve a power ranger apoxied to their dick. Yet my boyfriend thinks it would be funny under normal circumstances.

  • Submitted by lane6 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:28pm

    win @ j00know and spazwell69