I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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Rule: If you still have action figures, they will be glued to your dick. No exceptions.
But it's SUPER DICK! (With the amazing power of impotence)
Kind of a calm text considering the whole removal of them thing
If you have action figures I'm surprised you're getting any action at all
Love this!!! Totally going to do it to my manfriend!
Jooknow it would be classic if it was a King Kong figure glued with Gorilla Glue.
It goes with your cape and helmet.
Wtf!! What kinda sex are they having?
No sex. At all. Ever. Thus the inappropriate touching of each others parts.
I thought we agreed; no more submitting shitty texts.
i thought we agreed, only if you moved out of your parents basement
But its so addicting...it's so pretty :D haha
But GI Joe has Kung Fu grip! Glue shouldn't be needed for the real American hero!
win @ j00know and spazwell69
How odd I think it would be just plain mean for someone to do this to a guy although I can think of a couple that would totally deserve a power ranger apoxied to their dick. Yet my boyfriend thinks it would be funny under normal circumstances.