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  • 87 49
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:32pm
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    Rule: If you still have action figures, they will be glued to your dick. No exceptions.

  • 72 41
    Submitted by TheBadwolf on Aug 9, 10 at 3:31pm
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    But it's SUPER DICK! (With the amazing power of impotence)

  • 65 40
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 9, 10 at 3:42pm
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    Kind of a calm text considering the whole removal of them thing

  • 59 33
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 9, 10 at 3:26pm
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    terrible

  • 54 37
    Submitted by agentorange on Aug 10, 10 at 1:25am
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    Rose?

  • 58 45
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 9, 10 at 3:39pm
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    Jooknow it would be classic if it was a King Kong figure glued with Gorilla Glue.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by pinklady01 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:13pm
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    Love this!!! Totally going to do it to my manfriend!

  • 46 36
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 9, 10 at 5:35pm
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    It goes with your cape and helmet.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 9, 10 at 8:26pm
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    Wtf!! What kinda sex are they having?

    • 43 41
      Submitted by iowawashington on Aug 10, 10 at 9:02am
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      No sex. At all. Ever. Thus the inappropriate touching of each others parts.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by spazwell69 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:26pm
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    I thought we agreed; no more submitting shitty texts.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Aug 9, 10 at 3:33pm
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    But its so addicting...it's so pretty :D haha

  • 41 51
    Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 9, 10 at 6:00pm
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    FAKE!!!!

  • 29 32
    Submitted by twick on Aug 10, 10 at 12:19am
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    i thought we agreed, only if you moved out of your parents basement

  • 34 47
    Submitted by ashes87 on Aug 9, 10 at 5:13pm
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    How odd I think it would be just plain mean for someone to do this to a guy although I can think of a couple that would totally deserve a power ranger apoxied to their dick. Yet my boyfriend thinks it would be funny under normal circumstances.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 11, 10 at 12:55pm
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    If you have action figures I'm surprised you're getting any action at all

  • 31 46
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:37am
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    But GI Joe has Kung Fu grip! Glue shouldn't be needed for the real American hero!

  • 22 47
    Submitted by lane6 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:28pm
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    win @ j00know and spazwell69