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  • Rule: If you still have action figures, they will be glued to your dick. No exceptions.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:32pm
  • But it's SUPER DICK! (With the amazing power of impotence)

    Submitted by TheBadwolf on Aug 9, 10 at 3:31pm
  • Love this!!! Totally going to do it to my manfriend!

    Submitted by pinklady01 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Kind of a calm text considering the whole removal of them thing

    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 9, 10 at 3:42pm
  • If you have action figures I'm surprised you're getting any action at all

    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 11, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Wtf!! What kinda sex are they having?

    Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 9, 10 at 8:26pm
  • Rose?

    Submitted by agentorange on Aug 10, 10 at 1:25am
  • terrible

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 9, 10 at 3:26pm
  • Jooknow it would be classic if it was a King Kong figure glued with Gorilla Glue.

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 9, 10 at 3:39pm
  • It goes with your cape and helmet.

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 9, 10 at 5:35pm
  • I thought we agreed; no more submitting shitty texts.

    Submitted by spazwell69 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:26pm
  • i thought we agreed, only if you moved out of your parents basement

    Submitted by twick on Aug 10, 10 at 12:19am
  • FAKE!!!!

    Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 9, 10 at 6:00pm
  • But its so's so pretty :D haha

    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Aug 9, 10 at 3:33pm
  • But GI Joe has Kung Fu grip! Glue shouldn't be needed for the real American hero!

    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:37am
  • win @ j00know and spazwell69

    Submitted by lane6 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:28pm
  • How odd I think it would be just plain mean for someone to do this to a guy although I can think of a couple that would totally deserve a power ranger apoxied to their dick. Yet my boyfriend thinks it would be funny under normal circumstances.

    Submitted by ashes87 on Aug 9, 10 at 5:13pm