he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Honey, you clearly need someone who knows how to get you off.
also? Then what was the first thing he wanted you to do?
TFLN cut the first part of the text off. Sadly, the first strike was when I actually had to show him where the clit was. Someone tell me I'm too nice to have ignored these alarm bells.
well, if you were expecting him to deliver, then yes, that was your bad. read altogether now, this is pretty amusing :P but yeah, seriously, there are plenty of other guys who could have delivered
It takes time and practice to learn to do it right. Don't give up on the poor guy yet--teaching can be fun!
I feel sorry for this guy, his ego must be tinier than his inadequate junk.
You were supposed to fake it in the first place. Dumb bitch.
Wow... That's rock bottom
best pathetic post ever
thra6646 has clearly never managed to please a woman
Terrible. there are plenty of eligible bachelors here in MTL looking to please, please find one of us who knows what we're doing :)
Next time don't drink a four loko before sex.
Ive had this done to me before it was not fun, usually a girl likes a guy to know and take charge
Run, don't walk, RUN! Quickly!
Can u say EPIC FAIL!?
Only one person other than me has ever gotten me off. It sucks!
I think that's kind of cute. ahaha
Were you being judged or something?!? Lol