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  • Honey, you clearly need someone who knows how to get you off.

    Submitted by Revitalize on Nov 13, 10 at 9:45am
  • also? Then what was the first thing he wanted you to do?

    Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 13, 10 at 1:57pm
    • TFLN cut the first part of the text off. Sadly, the first strike was when I actually had to show him where the clit was. Someone tell me I'm too nice to have ignored these alarm bells.

      Submitted by bacardiburn on Nov 13, 10 at 7:59pm
      • well, if you were expecting him to deliver, then yes, that was your bad. read altogether now, this is pretty amusing :P but yeah, seriously, there are plenty of other guys who could have delivered

        Submitted by iloveyoulongtime on Nov 13, 10 at 9:18pm
      • It takes time and practice to learn to do it right. Don't give up on the poor guy yet--teaching can be fun!

        Submitted by Ivychilde on Dec 2, 10 at 9:50am
  • I feel sorry for this guy, his ego must be tinier than his inadequate junk.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 13, 10 at 5:10pm
  • You were supposed to fake it in the first place. Dumb bitch.

    Submitted by thra6646 on Nov 14, 10 at 1:09am
  • thra6646 has clearly never managed to please a woman

    Submitted by Aussiebum on Nov 14, 10 at 8:45am
  • Wow... That's rock bottom

    Submitted by famlytree on Nov 13, 10 at 10:02pm
  • best pathetic post ever

    Submitted by darntootin on Nov 13, 10 at 10:00pm
  • Terrible. there are plenty of eligible bachelors here in MTL looking to please, please find one of us who knows what we're doing :)

    Submitted by iloveyoulongtime on Nov 13, 10 at 7:53pm
  • Next time don't drink a four loko before sex.

    Submitted by FirstFirsty on Nov 13, 10 at 10:43am
  • Matt Sosa?

    Submitted by gilroyfail on Dec 6, 10 at 9:12am
  • Ive had this done to me before it was not fun, usually a girl likes a guy to know and take charge

    Submitted by Socal_babe on Sep 28, 11 at 12:42am
  • Run, don't walk, RUN! Quickly!

    Submitted by 18floridagirl on Nov 16, 10 at 2:50am
  • Can u say EPIC FAIL!?

    Submitted by 1mon on Dec 8, 10 at 10:25pm
  • Scrap Millie

    Submitted by joehasfreshswag on Nov 30, 10 at 4:07am
  • Only one person other than me has ever gotten me off. It sucks!

    Submitted by novaleigh89 on Dec 13, 12 at 9:09am
  • I think that's kind of cute. ahaha

    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Nov 13, 10 at 11:08am
  • Were you being judged or something?!? Lol

    Submitted by beautifldisaster on Nov 13, 10 at 7:42pm