I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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I think this is funnier if you think of a disgruntled parent saying it to a child.
That's true love
My girlfriend would do this for me :)
i've so been there. and a couple hours later he woke up and realized he was in a different shirt
This better be a guy sending this text to a girl. Although rule 16: When in doubt, it's a man.
Awww.... So sweet
The way this is worded makes me think it was a girl... Soo yeah.
He loves you, he'd love you even more if you bought him silly bandz and cut off his crust
Well- this looks like a promising start to a wonderful relationship. Nothing like a little intimidation to inspire love
Feel the loooove!\nits just radiating off you.
Awww lol that's sweet.
great woman. sounds like a post from sftlolz.com
That is love!! I, a female, once had to put my female friends pjs on her, wash her face,
deff a chick
Was this text sent to your two-year-old?
mommy im sorry
I'm a dude and this girl sounds like marriage material to me
Sounds like something I'd say to my 3 year old when he gets older! Although, there'd be something about wiping his ass in there somewhere.
10 respect points for her.
He cried himself to sleep ... How sad that ugly duckling
Is this a guy to a guy or a girl to a guy?
This would have been really sweet if you hadn't sent this text, that kind of ruins it
Either you have an awesome friend or you still live at home.