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  • Submitted by ang79rn on Aug 10, 10 at 4:59pm

    I think this is funnier if you think of a disgruntled parent saying it to a child.

  • Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Aug 10, 10 at 3:22pm

    That's true love

  • Submitted by UFBOUND2010 on Aug 10, 10 at 3:23pm

    My girlfriend would do this for me :)

  • Submitted by AverageHomeboy on Aug 10, 10 at 5:00pm

    Bromance. :]

  • Submitted by gypsyjinx on Aug 11, 10 at 2:15pm

    i've so been there. and a couple hours later he woke up and realized he was in a different shirt

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 10, 10 at 4:36pm

    This better be a guy sending this text to a girl. Although rule 16: When in doubt, it's a man.

  • Submitted by 82797 on Aug 11, 10 at 10:18pm

    Awww.... So sweet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 10 at 6:02pm

    The way this is worded makes me think it was a girl... Soo yeah.

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 10, 10 at 3:45pm

    He loves you, he'd love you even more if you bought him silly bandz and cut off his crust

  • Submitted by jprincess on Aug 10, 10 at 10:19pm

    Well- this looks like a promising start to a wonderful relationship. Nothing like a little intimidation to inspire love

  • Submitted by purplepoop7 on Aug 10, 10 at 4:48pm

    Feel the loooove!\nits just radiating off you.

  • Submitted by fiveonesixLOL on Aug 10, 10 at 11:00pm

    Awww lol that's sweet.

  • Submitted by noelia on Aug 11, 10 at 10:22am

    That's hilarious

  • Submitted by ijustcame on Aug 10, 10 at 3:25pm


  • Submitted by Flyers108 on Aug 10, 10 at 3:30pm

    great woman. sounds like a post from

  • Submitted by nymoemt on Aug 11, 10 at 2:33pm

    That is love!! I, a female, once had to put my female friends pjs on her, wash her face,

  • Submitted by hjjhgfuikkohv on Aug 11, 10 at 12:45am

    deff a chick

  • Submitted by giantmidgit93 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:50pm

    No sex?

  • Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 10, 10 at 11:19pm

    Was this text sent to your two-year-old?

  • Submitted by frogzorz on Aug 16, 10 at 1:03am

    mommy im sorry

  • Submitted by chinballwizard on Oct 12, 11 at 4:45pm

    I'm a dude and this girl sounds like marriage material to me

  • Submitted by MinagiV on Aug 11, 10 at 8:05am

    Sounds like something I'd say to my 3 year old when he gets older! Although, there'd be something about wiping his ass in there somewhere.

  • Submitted by AlexanderWard on Aug 13, 10 at 4:06am

    10 respect points for her.

  • Submitted by denimhero on Feb 16, 11 at 9:56pm

    He cried himself to sleep ... How sad that ugly duckling

  • Submitted by Rasetsu on Feb 13, 11 at 2:13am

    Is this a guy to a guy or a girl to a guy?

  • Submitted by stig on Aug 10, 10 at 3:35pm

    This would have been really sweet if you hadn't sent this text, that kind of ruins it

  • Submitted by NoCarsGo on Aug 13, 10 at 1:18am

    Either you have an awesome friend or you still live at home.