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  • 81 62
    Submitted by pinchforaninch on Aug 19, 10 at 12:26pm

    Well at least they aren't THAT high.

  • 74 49
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 19, 10 at 12:15pm

    Vito Corleone is at it again I see...

  • 76 68
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 19, 10 at 12:18pm

    Well 3 more seconds of my life wasted reading this.

  • 74 66
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 19, 10 at 2:20pm

    smooth jazz? what are my parents submitting texts to this site now

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 5:47pm

    Fursty

  • 70 70
    Submitted by JohnOTD on Aug 19, 10 at 12:59pm

    @ProductPlacement\n\n3 seconds? How slow do you read?

  • 67 64
    Submitted by dirk_diggler on Aug 19, 10 at 12:44pm

    This is just plain ole retarded. Who gives a flying shit about "smooth jazz". Seriously tfln, is this the best you can come up with?!?!

  • 67 68
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:03pm

    Anyone found my turtle yet?

  • 67 72
    Submitted by michaelbolton on Aug 19, 10 at 4:53pm

    Hey, I happen to enjoy smooth jazz.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by 123go on Aug 20, 10 at 2:53am

    Glad to see people unite in disgust for smooth jazz.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 5:47pm

    Turtle guy: farkoff

  • 59 69
    Submitted by winterstryke on Aug 25, 10 at 10:56pm

    Unless those illegal activities are breaking outdated an little known sex laws(i.e. No bjs in ga)... FAIL

  • 53 61
    Submitted by bongobenny on Aug 20, 10 at 2:47am

    smooth jazz is an abomination to music

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 19, 10 at 12:13pm

    First one to call LAME!

  • 44 47
    Submitted by synonymous on Jun 19, 11 at 8:08am

    No worries, Howard Moon.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 8:30am

    Now,that's a good day.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 19, 10 at 1:02pm

    @JohnOTD. Well I tend to re-read it multiple times to try and find the humor in the text. No luck here.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by privateson on Aug 19, 10 at 1:51pm

    Haha