this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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well leave them stranded there and see how quickly everybody suddenly becomes your friend. the DD's never get enough credit.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes, that shit comes back with you.
Believe it or not, some people will actually like that you DD
Really? That is the exact opposite of what happens to me as DD. I'm treated like a saint, and EVERYBODY wants to be my best friend. Then the negotiations for extra rides begin!
I would get treated like that too at parties. People would offer me a drink and I'd say I'm a DD and they say oh, that's cool and walk away....
And if you possessed double D's, it wouldn't have mattered if you were drinking or not, you would still be getting attention.
You should probably take that as a compliment. That's tells me you're attractive enough for guys to feel intimidated by you sober... Alcohol lowers standards...
In soviet russia guy blows you
in my room guy blows me
You should always treat the DD like royalty, otherwise next time you can eat your own arse home