He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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that's brilliant. you hook up with them, steal an article of clothing, and when they come to claim it you hook up with them again. this guy has turned a one-night stand into a double header! my hero.
a real life, drunken cinderella story.
I hope you get it back. That happened to me once (not the public facebook part) and the guy never returned it even after I asked for it! Lord knows what he did with it. And bras ain't cheap!
Go get it. You'll get a second fuck that way. This time sober in daylight. This will be the one you remember most.
gross alert: jsut hope your mom doesnt barge into the room saying "oh there it is!"
Maybe he meant it in a bad way..? To me it doesn't sound like he wants to do her again. he just wants to get rid of the bra.
I feel like he could probably throw it away if that was the case. My trash can is closer to my bed than my laptop most of the time.
Easy there! Ur punctuation isn't spot-on either.
Sounds like a ducking good night
Gotta love people from the burgh
Jake, ironic as it may be, there should not be a comma after "others are just imposters" due to the fact that you have a dependant clause after an independent clause. Who's the Grammar Nazi now, bitch?
︻┳テ=一 ☢ D  v D dem' HOES!!!
Hey uhhh Jake.. Nazi grammar corrector.. You spelled comma wrong, dumbass.
New meaning to ding dong mutha ducker ding dong lol
Keith stone you're so smooth!
Haha grammar Nazi fail.
LMFAo that is the most brilliant idea since the wheel
LOL! Good one ;)
Jake, you also spelled grammatically wrong. If you're gonna go around correcting grammar and whatnot, thats fine. But don't confuse the idiots by spelling shit wrong.
You go girl!
Representing the burgh!!!
jackass move prob wont bang that one again
Hi I am the Grammar Nazi. You forgot a comma. Welcome to Aushuwitz!
I'm the Spelling Nazi. It's "Auschwitz".
Hi, I am the real grammar Nazi. You forgot a comma after "Hi."
Bras on facebook are for bra-less biznatches
I love you Pittsburgh!!!
Quackerific... W pretzels!
sextsfln ftw! hitler fail! altho i do like the grammar nazi thing. keep up the good work
RULE 32: if it can be said, it can be said with a picture, thus, what does this picture say! Lol... Rule 34.
Better go get it
Lol!! Good one at 3:59
I'm the real grammar Nazi. Others are just imposters, as they are not correct grammaticaly. To be correct, a coma is required before any quotations. I have seen no comas before quotations.
well jeez, i would hate to see comas every time before quotations. you know, some people just never wake up from them.