He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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that's brilliant. you hook up with them, steal an article of clothing, and when they come to claim it you hook up with them again. this guy has turned a one-night stand into a double header! my hero.
a real life, drunken cinderella story.
Go get it. You'll get a second fuck that way. This time sober in daylight. This will be the one you remember most.
I hope you get it back. That happened to me once (not the public facebook part) and the guy never returned it even after I asked for it! Lord knows what he did with it. And bras ain't cheap!
gross alert: jsut hope your mom doesnt barge into the room saying "oh there it is!"
Gotta love people from the burgh
Easy there! Ur punctuation isn't spot-on either.
Maybe he meant it in a bad way..? To me it doesn't sound like he wants to do her again. he just wants to get rid of the bra.
I feel like he could probably throw it away if that was the case. My trash can is closer to my bed than my laptop most of the time.
Hey uhhh Jake.. Nazi grammar corrector.. You spelled comma wrong, dumbass.
︻┳テ=一 ☢ D  v D dem' HOES!!!
New meaning to ding dong mutha ducker ding dong lol
Sounds like a ducking good night
Keith stone you're so smooth!
Haha grammar Nazi fail.
Jake, ironic as it may be, there should not be a comma after "others are just imposters" due to the fact that you have a dependant clause after an independent clause. Who's the Grammar Nazi now, bitch?
LMFAo that is the most brilliant idea since the wheel
LOL! Good one ;)
jackass move prob wont bang that one again
Jake, you also spelled grammatically wrong. If you're gonna go around correcting grammar and whatnot, thats fine. But don't confuse the idiots by spelling shit wrong.
You go girl!
Representing the burgh!!!
Hi I am the Grammar Nazi. You forgot a comma. Welcome to Aushuwitz!
I'm the Spelling Nazi. It's "Auschwitz".
Hi, I am the real grammar Nazi. You forgot a comma after "Hi."
I love you Pittsburgh!!!
Bras on facebook are for bra-less biznatches
Quackerific... W pretzels!
sextsfln ftw! hitler fail! altho i do like the grammar nazi thing. keep up the good work
Better go get it
RULE 32: if it can be said, it can be said with a picture, thus, what does this picture say! Lol... Rule 34.
Lol!! Good one at 3:59
I'm the real grammar Nazi. Others are just imposters, as they are not correct grammaticaly. To be correct, a coma is required before any quotations. I have seen no comas before quotations.
well jeez, i would hate to see comas every time before quotations. you know, some people just never wake up from them.