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  • 71 21
    Submitted by bankdis on Aug 17, 10 at 1:30pm

    Dude i know, justin bieber just does the trick.

  • 53 19
    Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 17, 10 at 2:13pm

    it has to be a slow song, right? oh please be a slow song, fast can only lead to bad things.

  • 50 27
    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Aug 17, 10 at 1:44pm

    As opposed to bad music for shaving your balls?

    • 19 9
      Submitted by DCThrope on Aug 17, 10 at 4:59pm

      AC/DC Highway to Hell comes to mind. . .

  • 45 24
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 17, 10 at 3:07pm

    Sandstorm by Darude.

  • 42 26
    Submitted by HunterSThompson on Aug 17, 10 at 2:45pm

    It's actually not that hard. Just use a regular razor and be careful. You kids these days have so much to learn.

    • 16 15
      Submitted by partywithsluts on Aug 17, 10 at 5:12pm

      hunter s thompson was too high to ever shave his balls

  • 33 17
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 17, 10 at 4:26pm

    I agree with TheRuleBook.

  • 43 38
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 17, 10 at 1:28pm

    Guys trim not shave. Unless you shoot a porn everyday. Plus how the fuck can you shave your balls?

    • 17 12
      Submitted by skootles on Aug 17, 10 at 11:25pm

      I think the question is how the hell do you trim your balls?

  • 31 17
    Submitted by BrOOkLyNsFinEsT on Aug 17, 10 at 4:01pm

    Some guys need to shave their balls!

  • 27 13
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 17, 10 at 1:28pm

    Haha what music!??

  • 29 18
    Submitted by oregon_donor on Aug 17, 10 at 11:28pm

    and with aftershave, you'll have great balls of fire

  • 26 15
    Submitted by triforfun38117 on Aug 17, 10 at 3:07pm

    I use a Mach 3 like I use on my face. Just a little patience and don't rush it.

  • 27 18
    Submitted by cowjitsu on Aug 18, 10 at 1:16pm

    Yeah go to sleep hoe I shur an shavin'em for that complanig bitch ;~)

  • 25 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 4:57pm

    Shave ur ballz

  • 22 14
    Submitted by saygoodnight666 on Aug 18, 10 at 12:21am

    Well if you go to fast lets just say.. R.I.P Right testical

  • 23 19
    Submitted by mjo on Aug 17, 10 at 2:52pm

    Meh it's easy to shave your balls. Just good razor

  • 20 16
    Submitted by WangChung on Aug 22, 10 at 5:46pm

    they must be at seville.

  • 19 14
    Submitted by hadzi96 on Aug 17, 10 at 2:58pm

    Haha

  • 15 8
    Submitted by fuckitsme on Aug 22, 10 at 12:57am

    texts like these really make me wonder what the rest of the conversation was...

  • 20 19
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 17, 10 at 1:39pm

    Oh yes, a little Marilyn Manson is good for a little undercarriage maintenance.

  • 20 31
    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 17, 10 at 3:42pm

    It's raining men? Boys shave their balls. Men do not

  • 24 44
    Submitted by underagehangover on Aug 17, 10 at 1:34pm

    id love to see the razor that one would use to shave his balls.. that thing would have to be as scientific as fucking human cloning because there is no way youre doing that without cuttin something.

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