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  • Nah, must be black people due to all the ranch on their CHICKEN AN WAFFLES!!! FTW!

    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 8, 10 at 8:05am
  • "you're white, you're ben affleck"

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 8, 10 at 4:25am
  • He stole somebody's mobile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 10 at 11:53am
  • We crackers do loves us some ranch.

    Submitted by caretaker22 on Aug 8, 10 at 11:20am
  • Black people have mobiles?

    Submitted by dilorenzo on Aug 8, 10 at 11:02am
  • Giaffery I know you find yourself hilarious but maybe it "smells like chicken in prison" because of a systematic oppression that has been happening for centuries. So thank that pale skin of yours for automatically starting you twelve steps ahead of our darker brothers. You sound like a pig.

    Submitted by kaliiibudd on Aug 8, 10 at 11:26pm
  • Hmm... I doubt it's black people. The spelling is correct...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 10 at 12:27pm
  • I'm really hoping the "Grammer Nazi" knows grammar is spelled incorrectly.

    Submitted by belle_darkheart on Aug 8, 10 at 9:19am
    • Maybe he's pointing out that he is a "grammar nazi" and not a "spelling nazi?"

      Submitted by roompert on Aug 8, 10 at 10:45am
  • You guys are dicks. All of you.

    Submitted by jamieson on Aug 8, 10 at 10:46pm
  • No the 925 is the whitest place you will ever go. The "poor" people drive mercededs BMW and cars like that. It's a safe zone for whites.

    Submitted by jammer333 on Aug 8, 10 at 6:01pm
  • Not nice. Promote love not hate. Inclusion!

    Submitted by tgrscub on Aug 8, 10 at 9:23pm
  • Hmm I doubt it's black people, I mean the grammar and spelling is actually correct?! Maybe it's the Asians?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 10 at 12:26pm
  • Reading these comments is disgusting. I cant even believe I come on this site. It seems like for most of the people on here this is probably the only thing they read. Why don't we educate ourselves and realise this system is what's holding us ALL down. And all your racist mentalities is exactly what they want. Well done for not thinking for yourselves. Although I guess someone showed creativity by figuring out how to get ni.gger trough the check.

    Submitted by kaliiibudd on Aug 8, 10 at 11:34pm
    • Being blind to race is the politically correct thing to do. Holding opinions outside of what you're expected is in fact thinking for yourself.

      Submitted by partywithsluts on Aug 9, 10 at 8:50am
  • I'm white and I still added this to faves :D.

    Submitted by Ninasuxu on Aug 9, 10 at 1:55pm
  • Giaffrey@ it doesn't smell like chicken it smells like beans. Yo crazy foo

    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 8, 10 at 5:22pm
  • I work in food service. Black people like ranch as much as white people if not more. I only know of a few asian customers, they usually go with a Balsamic dressing.

    Submitted by kbmaddox on Aug 10, 10 at 1:49am
  • Called me a cracker.. ruined my day! Take me back to owning land an people. What a bummer. Hahahaha

    Submitted by howdee1307 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:39pm
  • wow these replys make me proud to be an american...this is just sad

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 9, 10 at 2:18am
  • Oh Snap!

    Submitted by Trollinn on Aug 8, 10 at 5:31am
  • Maybe it's your vagina. \n\nFirstyyy first!!

    Submitted by VeeVeangeance on Aug 8, 10 at 4:03am
  • What I've learned from this post: white people on TFLN can dish it out, but really can't take it. Sack up, gang.

    Submitted by lily11 on Aug 11, 10 at 12:10pm
  • How u gonna say blacks suck when probably a white guy probably posted it lol here we go again whites and they're ranch

    Submitted by elijah354 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:17am
  • Black people suck.

    Submitted by BonG_HitS on Aug 9, 10 at 2:00am
  • To Jammer33\nIt is because the " poor" people that drive BMW and Mercedes are on welfare livin 12 families in a house

    Submitted by TheBigGuy on Aug 8, 10 at 11:19pm
  • Really because in america white people seem to be the minority... So this text makes no sense. If anything it should smell like beans cuz of the illegal mexicans

    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 8, 10 at 4:37am
    • White is a minority? Go back to foxnews.\nCIA US factbook listing:\nwhite 79%...about 15% of the total US population is Hispanic.

      Submitted by CommitedSavage on Aug 8, 10 at 3:01pm
  • Yummy

    Submitted by VeeVeangeance on Aug 8, 10 at 4:06am
  • As opposed to the smell of Bar-B-Que and watermelon? Racist!

    Submitted by Erika_Jo on Aug 8, 10 at 5:53pm
  • We almost killed all our black ppl in Australia. Now the ones that are left get to own every prime piece of land outside of a city centre, for free. Ah well, we'll get em next time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 10 at 3:47am
  • Wow. Just wow. Nobody knows what color skin sent the message, or what the context of the message is... But we are start pointing fingers and talking sh!t.

    Submitted by man_ho on Aug 8, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Dude this is fucked

    Submitted by burnt921 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:34am
  • @mnsbaseball: I bet you're a southern fat hillbilly with a swastika tattoed somewhere on your body you racist skinhead.

    Submitted by stephcyanide on Aug 8, 10 at 10:07pm
  • Grammer Nazi maybe you should know that 925 is mostly white. Then Asian. So yes this text does apply.

    Submitted by misssalad on Aug 9, 10 at 2:06am
  • Since people are freaking out in these comments, I joined to clarify that it actually was self-deprecating. We're two VERY white girls who were at a Toby Keith concert in the Silicon Valley. Seriously, that's about as white as it gets. I just happen to hate ranch. =) So yeah no hate here, except for gross food products!

    Submitted by Nika0 on Aug 10, 10 at 6:03pm
  • I'm white and proud butt this shits funny :) people losen up!!! God damn.

    Submitted by asdfghjll on Aug 9, 10 at 10:56pm
  • kaliiibudd, I agree.\nAnd dabird, shut the fuck up. That's a stupid stereotype. And so was the comment the responder made in this text. The people that were texting probably aren't even black. Yet you people still take that as a chance to be racist.

    Submitted by Samia on Aug 9, 10 at 9:56am
  • Less smelling! More swallowing!

    Submitted by TheBadwolf on Aug 8, 10 at 5:36am
  • Hahahahaha!!! Omg epic win

    Submitted by Trina on Aug 10, 10 at 3:44am
  • God you black lovers r so annoying. Every single black person will talk crap behind your back. They will backstabbing and steal from you.

    Submitted by dabird757 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:11am
  • Black people= disgrace to the human race

    Submitted by mnsbaseball on Aug 8, 10 at 9:24pm
  • Retarded African Americans we Africans are way superior

    Submitted by Africandude on Aug 8, 10 at 2:37pm
  • First ?

    Submitted by caisey656 on Aug 8, 10 at 4:12am
  • Nvm fail lmfao

    Submitted by caisey656 on Aug 8, 10 at 4:14am
  • @Belledarkheart - The other spelling was taken already so I had to make due with what was available to me.

    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 8, 10 at 2:21pm
  • ranch makes me FIRST

    Submitted by LSUFratdaddy on Aug 8, 10 at 4:03am