Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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captain morgan is delicious. no chaser needed
Who needs a chaser for captain Morgan pussy
I like to chase mine with whores...and pretzels...dolphins too
Ew why are u drinking alone creep
Water is the default chaser, especially for poor college kids. Anything else is a luxury and therefore optional. Man up, and also find some friends to drink with.
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Only pussies complain about drinking rum, go back wine coolers.
Good job Chicago area.
This is stupid and old people are lame drunks
jew spell very badly old people are stupid
fuck you dude, you never bring up religion, even as a spammer
I can not escape capt. Morgan. Had a good time with him last night but it's fucking me over today D:
jew is her name stupid ugly assed face boy and I'm French and Jewish so bite me pedo
and when i drink alone, i usually dont get laid
George Thorogood reference. Sorry bad joke.