just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was married.
why would you date Mr. Ed's daughter??
Hahahaha I just choked on my banana reading this :)
This could legitimately be the funniest text (to me anyway) ever.
i just interupted a government conference by laughing at this text. i think everyone around me is upset that i woke them up!
Divorce turns crazy girls into stage five clingers for the rebound guy! Lmfao
sounds like a guy i know..
You and me both! It's hilarious once it's over but hell to do
only saw this bill brasky crap twice and its old already
I think I just pee'd a little
Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I KNOW Bill Brasky!