it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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i guess not everything is bigger in texas...
It looked nothing like the Washington memorial but Eh, I guess the search continues.
It probably wasn't the boobs he was looking for either, so you take the good with the bad....
Yay another small dick text.
took it like a champ.
It's a 1 inch wonder!
If big girls need love too... So do small penises!
big girl is equivalent to big guy, not small penis. people can lose weight- penises will never get any bigger.
Jennifer? This has to be you.
Maybe the penis belonged to a different PERSON than she was looking for
Where the hell do you people find all these 3 inch dicks??!!
Must b in china :/
This is from a guy who was accepting body parts from the "smorgasbord" table in the episode of the Twilight Zone where you get to choose what you look like. His last name must have started with a Z.
fucking belton texas is where them lil dicks reside.