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  • Submitted by whiteknave on Oct 5, 10 at 1:19pm

    Why are they only half-naked?

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    Submitted by dbrusven on Oct 5, 10 at 2:30pm

    Don't use hott sauce in your tacos... They won't run away then

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      Submitted by whiteknave on Oct 5, 10 at 2:44pm

      I believe that you mean, "Don't use hot sauce on THEIR tacos... They won't run away then."

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        Submitted by said8ED on Oct 6, 10 at 11:47am

        LESS tears that way.

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    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 5, 10 at 9:40pm

    Pink Taco Sunday much? Just sayin, seems like youre kinda on a quest for some illegitimate, unconsentual fun time...

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Oct 5, 10 at 2:51pm

    do you want them to stay and cuddle, cause that is a recepie for disaster

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    Submitted by DrThumper on Oct 6, 10 at 9:23am

    If he'd stop dissing Justine Beiber they might stay longer.

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    Submitted by steve071188 on Jul 18, 12 at 4:00am

    Wow. You're all idiots. OP is HOSTING Taco Sunday and his roommate apparently always bangs drunk skanks at supper time and he can't close so they flee, interrupting said Taco Sunday. Am I the only one who read it as such?

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    Submitted by sethisback1 on Oct 5, 10 at 1:16pm

    First!

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    Submitted by purplenugs on Jun 17, 11 at 12:31pm

    rohypnol helps with that