So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Either way...you're a dick
Wow.... Ur named after a penis and toilet..... Can't get any better.
Either way, that's really disturbing, dude.
In all fairness the penis was there first lol
Ask your dad for your therapy money now lol
Dude this is not a case of the chicken or the egg, I think his dick beat you by a few years
If his penis is named after you then it would be "little John"
Oof... Baaad times dude
His penis probably has a penchant for prostitutes.
I want to give John a kiss :*
Thats really really disturbing dude. Im sorry for you