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  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 12, 10 at 3:31pm

    You cant always have the shinny apple at the top of the tree, sometimes you gotta settle for something on a lower branch... And then there are those days where you gotta take a couple drinks, grab whatevers rottin on the ground and put it in your mouth ..

  • Submitted by boneyard on Jul 12, 10 at 3:28pm

    Lower your standards. Raise your average

  • Submitted by TurdHammock on Jul 12, 10 at 4:16pm

    There is no such thing as an ugly blowjob.

  • Submitted by Optimist612 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:45pm

    you might need to lower your standards in general.

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    Submitted by RadMuffin on Jul 12, 10 at 3:44pm

    You sound like a real keeper.

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    Submitted by marsho on Jul 12, 10 at 5:49pm

    and STDs

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 3:27pm

    come on with him....

  • Submitted by afro on Jul 12, 10 at 4:28pm

    Who had standards ? It's not going to suck itself ...

  • Submitted by Glazed on Jul 12, 10 at 3:30pm

    I'm in the same boat

  • Submitted by schlop on Jul 12, 10 at 5:34pm

    it works. settle for a 7 instead of an 8.5 and every night is a fun night

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    Submitted by kingSB on Jul 12, 10 at 3:24pm

    Never lower your standards.....smh

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    Submitted by Ismellit on Jul 12, 10 at 11:54pm

    You can't get her mouth pregnant

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    Submitted by lewlew on Jul 13, 10 at 2:12am

    Fist pump\nLol it's only a blowjob. Just don't look at her face. And enjoy it

  • Submitted by ToTrue on Jul 12, 10 at 4:34pm

    I'm the same way, but I REFUSE to lower them. I would rather have something to brag about and show off not just something that was easy.

  • Submitted by anewdirection on Jul 13, 10 at 3:36am

    Fuckin right bro. Just drink some shit that'll fuck your day and everythingll be ok

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 9:49pm

    Thumbs up for Random head. Haha women are best invention ever!

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 6:53pm


  • Submitted by TiMnAsTy on Jul 13, 10 at 1:16am

    I still don't want to accept it... I'm going to keep my standards and keep looking

  • Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:42pm

    There are no standards for head... I only wish I got off getting head maybe I would enjoy it.. Till then I will search for the girl who can get me off..

  • Submitted by girugamesh on Jul 12, 10 at 3:53pm

    So many things I could say...