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  • You cant always have the shinny apple at the top of the tree, sometimes you gotta settle for something on a lower branch... And then there are those days where you gotta take a couple drinks, grab whatevers rottin on the ground and put it in your mouth ..

    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 12, 10 at 3:31pm
  • Lower your standards. Raise your average

    Submitted by boneyard on Jul 12, 10 at 3:28pm
  • you might need to lower your standards in general.

    Submitted by Optimist612 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:45pm
  • There is no such thing as an ugly blowjob.

    Submitted by TurdHammock on Jul 12, 10 at 4:16pm
  • You sound like a real keeper.

    Submitted by RadMuffin on Jul 12, 10 at 3:44pm
  • and STDs

    Submitted by marsho on Jul 12, 10 at 5:49pm
  • Who had standards ? It's not going to suck itself ...

    Submitted by afro on Jul 12, 10 at 4:28pm
  • I'm in the same boat

    Submitted by Glazed on Jul 12, 10 at 3:30pm
  • come on with him....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 3:27pm
  • Never lower your standards.....smh

    Submitted by kingSB on Jul 12, 10 at 3:24pm
  • it works. settle for a 7 instead of an 8.5 and every night is a fun night

    Submitted by schlop on Jul 12, 10 at 5:34pm
  • You can't get her mouth pregnant

    Submitted by Ismellit on Jul 12, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Fist pump\nLol it's only a blowjob. Just don't look at her face. And enjoy it

    Submitted by lewlew on Jul 13, 10 at 2:12am
  • I'm the same way, but I REFUSE to lower them. I would rather have something to brag about and show off not just something that was easy.

    Submitted by ToTrue on Jul 12, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Thumbs up for Random head. Haha women are best invention ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 9:49pm
  • Fuckin right bro. Just drink some shit that'll fuck your day and everythingll be ok

    Submitted by anewdirection on Jul 13, 10 at 3:36am
  • first

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 6:53pm
  • I still don't want to accept it... I'm going to keep my standards and keep looking

    Submitted by TiMnAsTy on Jul 13, 10 at 1:16am
  • There are no standards for head... I only wish I got off getting head maybe I would enjoy it.. Till then I will search for the girl who can get me off..

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:42pm
  • So many things I could say...

    Submitted by girugamesh on Jul 12, 10 at 3:53pm