morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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U stole that from Daniel tosh
The breakfast of champions (/sluts)
Doin the same thing
Does he serve it to you at least?
I'm so sick of these morning after pill/plan b txts !! Can't you whores take the pill, get the shot- sumthing???? It's so fukin annoying to read these slut txts day after day
Can't you manwhores learn to wear a condom and not complain about it? Seriously.
The word fucking has both a "C" and a "G" in it. If you're going to be profane at least do it correctly.
Way to steal from tosh you unorigional f@gg0t
Stolen from daniel tosh.
I hate people that steal jokes
U people have waaaayyyy too much time on ur hands to know, identify and bust out on a Tosh quote.
I don't get it?
how do you people know it wasnt dan who sent this text
is it mothers day? oh wait...
What no egg sandwich
So many people care way to much about these texts. Chill out or go complain about something worthwhile.
Wow.... You're cool.... I hope you end up with a vaginal rash n huge uterine fibroids..... That means you'll be too gross to fuck n have terribly disgusting periods!! Douche bag!
How did u like the vomiting....u slut!!! grow up!!!!!
Maynard, the letter "n" is not a word :)