morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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U stole that from Daniel tosh
The breakfast of champions (/sluts)
I'm so sick of these morning after pill/plan b txts !! Can't you whores take the pill, get the shot- sumthing???? It's so fukin annoying to read these slut txts day after day
Can't you manwhores learn to wear a condom and not complain about it? Seriously.
The word fucking has both a "C" and a "G" in it. If you're going to be profane at least do it correctly.
Doin the same thing
Does he serve it to you at least?
Way to steal from tosh you unorigional f@gg0t
I hate people that steal jokes
U people have waaaayyyy too much time on ur hands to know, identify and bust out on a Tosh quote.
Stolen from daniel tosh.
I don't get it?
how do you people know it wasnt dan who sent this text
What no egg sandwich
is it mothers day? oh wait...
Wow.... You're cool.... I hope you end up with a vaginal rash n huge uterine fibroids..... That means you'll be too gross to fuck n have terribly disgusting periods!! Douche bag!
So many people care way to much about these texts. Chill out or go complain about something worthwhile.
How did u like the vomiting....u slut!!! grow up!!!!!
Maynard, the letter "n" is not a word :)