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  • 95 52
    Submitted by AnnieBelle on Aug 5, 10 at 10:30am

    U stole that from Daniel tosh

  • 62 42
    Submitted by wildkard1 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:29pm

    U people have waaaayyyy too much time on ur hands to know, identify and bust out on a Tosh quote.

  • 62 43
    Submitted by tmmundy on Aug 7, 10 at 2:54pm

    How did u like the vomiting....u slut!!! grow up!!!!!

  • 67 53
    Submitted by dilorenzo on Aug 5, 10 at 10:16am

    The breakfast of champions (/sluts)

  • 66 55
    Submitted by HHScrew on Aug 5, 10 at 10:16am

    Does he serve it to you at least?

  • 63 67
    Submitted by gasdaddy on Aug 5, 10 at 3:33pm

    Stolen from daniel tosh.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by 313penthouse on Aug 5, 10 at 10:43am

    I don't get it?

  • 58 63
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 5, 10 at 1:58pm

    Way to steal from tosh you unorigional f@gg0t

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Widget4nz on Aug 5, 10 at 10:50am

    is it mothers day? oh wait...

  • 52 55
    Submitted by grantwhite on Aug 5, 10 at 6:17pm

    I hate people that steal jokes

  • 49 51
    Submitted by creepster11 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:21am

    how do you people know it wasnt dan who sent this text

  • 59 71
    Submitted by blookredfreakk on Aug 5, 10 at 11:30am

    Gayyyy

  • 52 57
    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 5, 10 at 10:25am

    What no egg sandwich

  • 60 75
    Submitted by BRiANAA on Aug 5, 10 at 10:37am

    Doin the same thing

  • 49 56
    Submitted by cherrytulips on Aug 7, 10 at 1:34am

    Just no...

  • 55 69
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 5, 10 at 4:49pm

    I'm so sick of these morning after pill/plan b txts !! Can't you whores take the pill, get the shot- sumthing???? It's so fukin annoying to read these slut txts day after day

    • 60 48
      Submitted by kaileykela on Aug 7, 10 at 11:43am

      Can't you manwhores learn to wear a condom and not complain about it? Seriously.

    • 53 50
      Submitted by MickChick on Aug 8, 10 at 11:49pm

      The word fucking has both a "C" and a "G" in it. If you're going to be profane at least do it correctly.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by maynard on Aug 5, 10 at 11:44am

    Wow.... You're cool.... I hope you end up with a vaginal rash n huge uterine fibroids..... That means you'll be too gross to fuck n have terribly disgusting periods!! Douche bag!

  • 40 48
    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 5, 10 at 11:05am

    Ummmm...

  • 43 55
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Aug 6, 10 at 12:37am

    So many people care way to much about these texts. Chill out or go complain about something worthwhile.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 5, 10 at 11:51am

    Maynard, the letter "n" is not a word :)