I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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They may take our pants, but they will never take our TAAACCOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
I know so many people who could have texted this. I really should probably be looking for classier friends.
better than waking up naked clutching the taco bell dog
Well taco bell comforts me...
At least this time it wasn't at an elementary school on a Thursday! You're fired!
no you didn't
Well, at least you won't be naked AND hungry