She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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What would she do for a klondike bar?
"a hundred ways to please your man?!? I can think of four: suck my dick, play with my balls, make me a sandwich and don't talk so much" -Dave chapelle (paraphrased)
she should be the one makin out with you so she can get in the kitchen and make you a sammich. man up!
Depends. How good was the sandwich?
Sounds like a fatty.
Was she fat?
Got a guy to give me alcohol because he was drunk and I made him a sandwich. They are powerful things.
I agree with you all, sandwiches are powerful tools.
Food is the way to any heart, not just a blokes. Knowing how to cook is a skill that fewer and fewer women develop now. So if she made out with you for a sandwich, she will certainly suck you off over a sausage baguette and fuck your brains out before AND after a good Italian meal. Certainly beats eating KFC every night.
Makes sense. Sandwiches are rare in the BSU area. ..wait.
I disnt kno rock bottom was a standard?