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  • 79 70
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 24, 10 at 12:01pm

    she should be the one makin out with you so she can get in the kitchen and make you a sammich. man up!

  • 78 69
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 25, 10 at 5:30am

    What would she do for a klondike bar?

  • 77 67
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 24, 10 at 12:53pm

    "a hundred ways to please your man?!? I can think of four: suck my dick, play with my balls, make me a sandwich and don't talk so much" -Dave chapelle (paraphrased)

  • 73 75
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 24, 10 at 11:55am

    Sounds like a fatty.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 24, 10 at 8:24pm

    Depends. How good was the sandwich?

  • 61 57
    Submitted by ilovelife33 on Aug 25, 10 at 2:31am

    Was she fat?

  • 74 85
    Submitted by converter219 on Aug 24, 10 at 12:20pm

    Got a guy to give me alcohol because he was drunk and I made him a sandwich. They are powerful things.

  • 69 76
    Submitted by vball81091 on Aug 24, 10 at 5:40pm

    Makes sense. Sandwiches are rare in the BSU area. ..wait.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 24, 10 at 12:51pm

    I agree with you all, sandwiches are powerful tools.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 24, 10 at 5:30pm

    I disnt kno rock bottom was a standard?

  • 64 77
    Submitted by EuroPeein on Aug 24, 10 at 2:18pm

    Food is the way to any heart, not just a blokes. Knowing how to cook is a skill that fewer and fewer women develop now. So if she made out with you for a sandwich, she will certainly suck you off over a sausage baguette and fuck your brains out before AND after a good Italian meal. Certainly beats eating KFC every night.