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  • pro tip: if you touch it, it will get bigger

    Submitted by flaunn on Aug 6, 10 at 9:34am
  • Keep it inside the lines

    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 6, 10 at 10:48am
  • If you have ear sex, you can hear him cumming.

    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 6, 10 at 11:36am
  • do what little kids do and stick it up your nose.. better yet, i feel that size is perfect for ear sex

    Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 6, 10 at 9:37am
  • Better than a crayon!

    Submitted by karenina on Aug 6, 10 at 9:43am
  • Haha ear's all the rage now I hear, at least they're still being abstinate

    Submitted by textualChocolate on Aug 6, 10 at 9:57am
  • Maybe it's a blunt, not a penis.

    Submitted by rachelrocks84 on Aug 6, 10 at 12:21pm
    • makes much more sense. a penis the width of a marker would be very startling indeed, but I don't think it's all that physically possible. a blunt on the other hand...

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 6, 10 at 1:01pm
  • sell it on craigslist

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 6, 10 at 10:02am
  • Try dating a girl.

    Submitted by niceman on Aug 6, 10 at 11:17am
  • Color with it

    Submitted by footballplayer on Aug 7, 10 at 12:48am
  • Did you color in a picture of a kitty with it?

    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 6, 10 at 10:57am
  • Oooooo what color was it?!?!?!

    Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 6, 10 at 2:26pm
  • This is even worse when you look at the text immediately below it...

    Submitted by allstarplayer324 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:38am
  • Bigger than a peanut:)

    Submitted by rwoodin on Aug 6, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Was it washable? You wouldn't want him staining your clothes.

    Submitted by SippinSally on Aug 7, 10 at 12:33am
  • @allstarplayer324 LOL I thought the same thing

    Submitted by brookiie4 on Aug 6, 10 at 2:54pm
  • Good call

    Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:36am
  • Marker or crayon? Big difference there

    Submitted by soccerrat2001 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:04am
  • @rose my guy is white but he has skillz and the energy of an athlete. Sometimes size isn't the most important thing. I had a guy with size but no skillz or imagination but this is my first white guy and I'm impressed and it takes me about a week to recover from being with him. Good that he travels. I nEeD the breaks.

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 6, 10 at 6:06pm
  • Well it'd be useful if you've never done anal. You could experience a bit and it'd be like you didn't even lose your anal virginity at all.

    Submitted by mycoolname on Aug 7, 10 at 3:35am
  • Stick it in your vag. Jesus I learned this in fifth grade

    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 7, 10 at 11:14am
  • but apparently measured it against a crayola marker

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 6, 10 at 8:16pm
  • @flaunn lmao! Spoken like a pro.

    Submitted by Tylertc13 on Aug 7, 10 at 2:42am
  • That's so hot I want it

    Submitted by assfaggot on Aug 6, 10 at 6:38pm
  • Is it a smelly marker?

    Submitted by gamestar73 on Sep 15, 12 at 12:26pm
  • Education majors, they are getting a degree in coloring all day.

    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 6, 10 at 11:58am
  • It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean ;)

    Submitted by shinee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:09am
    • unless your boat is a cruise ship...then the motion of the ocean is unneeded :)

      Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jun 10, 11 at 10:48pm
  • A small penis is cause for experimentation. You could easily blow him and be a pro or you could try anal and not hurt too bad for the first time. Think of it as an advantage instead of a hindrance. Be open minded. :)

    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Nov 9, 12 at 8:14pm
  • has to be a white guy!

    Submitted by rose91380 on Aug 6, 10 at 1:05pm
  • Hahaha welcome to Georgia..

    Submitted by allylovesyou on Aug 22, 10 at 11:25pm
  • as opposed to being symbolically or figuratively the size of a marker?

    Submitted by ashyLarry9 on Aug 20, 10 at 2:40am
  • You know, this site always has a way of making me feel better about my under average dick (no, I'm not a guy that thinks a 6 inch dick is below average... nor one that thinks 3 inches is average; mine really is under average).

    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 7:14pm