it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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pro tip: if you touch it, it will get bigger
Keep it inside the lines
If you have ear sex, you can hear him cumming.
do what little kids do and stick it up your nose.. better yet, i feel that size is perfect for ear sex
Better than a crayon!
Haha ear sex...it's all the rage now I hear, at least they're still being abstinate
Family Guy FTW
Maybe it's a blunt, not a penis.
makes much more sense. a penis the width of a marker would be very startling indeed, but I don't think it's all that physically possible. a blunt on the other hand...
sell it on craigslist
Try dating a girl.
Color with it
Did you color in a picture of a kitty with it?
Oooooo what color was it?!?!?!
This is even worse when you look at the text immediately below it...
Bigger than a peanut:)
Was it washable? You wouldn't want him staining your clothes.
@allstarplayer324 LOL I thought the same thing
Marker or crayon? Big difference there
@rose my guy is white but he has skillz and the energy of an athlete. Sometimes size isn't the most important thing. I had a guy with size but no skillz or imagination but this is my first white guy and I'm impressed and it takes me about a week to recover from being with him. Good that he travels. I nEeD the breaks.
you're doing it wrong.
Well it'd be useful if you've never done anal. You could experience a bit and it'd be like you didn't even lose your anal virginity at all.
Stick it in your vag. Jesus I learned this in fifth grade
but apparently measured it against a crayola marker
That's so hot I want it
@flaunn lmao! Spoken like a pro.
Education majors, they are getting a degree in coloring all day.
Is it a smelly marker?
A small penis is cause for experimentation. You could easily blow him and be a pro or you could try anal and not hurt too bad for the first time. Think of it as an advantage instead of a hindrance. Be open minded. :)
It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean ;)
unless your boat is a cruise ship...then the motion of the ocean is unneeded :)
has to be a white guy!
Hahaha welcome to Georgia..
as opposed to being symbolically or figuratively the size of a marker?
You know, this site always has a way of making me feel better about my under average dick (no, I'm not a guy that thinks a 6 inch dick is below average... nor one that thinks 3 inches is average; mine really is under average).