So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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I remember my first beer
I love it!! This one isn't made up at all...
I don't I was to drunk.
Theaww, you are reading a literal "text from last nigh", not just a "text from the day after". And it's a good one too
Fucked upper than a left handed football bat.
this is amazing, i almost peed
what the fuck am i reading?