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  • 76 25
    Submitted by Thrax on Jul 12, 10 at 8:34am
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    That will keep a guy happy for a looooong time

  • 67 16
    Submitted by sperman96 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:13am
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    Pow right in the kisser.

  • 47 12
    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 12, 10 at 4:08pm
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    I have no problem takin a shot in the mouth. If that shit gets in my eyes however, youd better cover your balls and run.

  • 46 21
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 9:24am
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    Hey mom, meet (insert name here)....she's a keeper =)

  • 36 28
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 12, 10 at 8:20am
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    That's classy

  • 23 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 3:46pm
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    There's no distinction. Strangers, family, pets. All payload targets.

  • 28 21
    Submitted by mephaskapholies on Jul 12, 10 at 3:38pm
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    are there men that don't think of it that way?

    • 23 14
      Submitted by jenmaree on Jul 13, 10 at 6:49am
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      Yeah. They're called decent guys.

  • 26 21
    Submitted by superhead on Jul 12, 10 at 8:59am
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    Or in her mouth :()

  • 24 18
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 12, 10 at 3:44pm
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    Isn't that how everyone distinguishes their relationships??

  • 26 24
    Submitted by 10steh66 on Jul 12, 10 at 8:50am
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    Idiot

  • 22 17
    Submitted by arcangelo on Jul 12, 10 at 12:59pm
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    muffin, chill out. and unbunch ur panties. this txt is great

  • 28 30
    Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 12, 10 at 2:41pm
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    How demeaning

    • 9 20
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:40am
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      all the little nerd boys who gave this a thumbs down would cry for days if they ever got cum on THEIR faces. hahaha oh whatta world

  • 18 11
    Submitted by crazyj2500 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:57pm
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    Right between the eyes, like shooting at a bullseye!

  • 22 19
    Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:14pm
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    Yeah, the classy ones let you cum on their buttholes.

  • 24 24
    Submitted by thekandymaan on Jul 12, 10 at 3:30pm
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    Money shot! It's better when they swallow.

  • 19 16
    Submitted by whurt86 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:56pm
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    Me too

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 12, 10 at 8:36am
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    Face shot!

  • 17 15
    Submitted by redielg on Jul 12, 10 at 10:53am
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    Alright Miami

  • 17 19
    Submitted by prompt on Jul 13, 10 at 12:40am
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    Do you really want to stay with a girl forever who is too much of a wuss to take it in the face occassionally?

  • 18 26
    Submitted by tobaccofarmer on Jul 12, 10 at 2:19pm
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    Muffin must have got the bad end of being a keeper. Wipe your eyes and drive on

  • 43 81
    Submitted by RadMuffin on Jul 12, 10 at 11:11am
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    That is beyond disrespectful you piece of shit excuse for a man.

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