FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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I would resign to if he passed out
i think it was probably the girl that passed out. at least, that happened to me once. didnt bother with her again
She must suck at giving head. I've NEVER been drunk or tired enough to pass out while that was happening.
and because it has never happened to you it surely is impossible.
and even if it's a bad blowjob it's not gonna have a soporific effect. if anything you wanna pay closer attention and stay awake to make sure it doesn't get any worse (i.e. teeth)
He should have fired you
I've passed out while getting a blowjob before. Woke up five minutes later and she was still going to town. She was ok, but I just had way too much tequila. Yet somehow I stayed hard the whole time. She thought I was a rock star.
I hate you all
My guess is the girl passed out. Maybe from lack of oxygen...
Maybe shes just not that in to you.
God I LOVE sucking dick!! I esp love waking a guy by sucking his dick...
you suck dick like a one toothed whore
Lol if it was someone blowing a guy, that'd kinda suck for the one blowing like damn.
However you are redeemed for the "she must suck dick at sucking dick" line. Not clever, but a good laugh anyway.
I would just like to say this happened to me..... Not only did I pass out while giving head, I proceeded to bite him unconciously as well. Let's just say I'll never live that one down.
Drunksms, this could be read from either perspective. You're a fool because you assumed it could only be taken one way.
Wow moto you're a jerk
I dont see how its possible to be that bad at giving head. He mustve been xanned out or something...
Oi Michguy you dumbass, he passed out...not her! You missed the whole point of the text. Man, she must suck dick at sucking dick...
I pushed my exs head away when she tried waking me up with some head. Not a good idea. The sex after was great though
Idk how someone could do this. I mean how could a girls lips tongue and mouth, and maybe throat (depending on how deep she likes it) caressing your penis not be stimulating to keep you awake?
Finger up the butt will wake him right up.
it's your show... gotta keep him into it, so blame yourself...
Don't need her awake!!! Skull fuck that cunt and sploog that semen conditioner..!!!
these pretzels are making me Firsty
How do you text this while she's passed out. Fail.
Mayb you were to big for her
Seriously b***h must not be very good