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  • Submitted by awesomesaucechk on Jul 13, 10 at 4:16pm

    I would resign to if he passed out

    • Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:23pm

      i think it was probably the girl that passed out. at least, that happened to me once. didnt bother with her again

  • Submitted by marsho on Jul 13, 10 at 4:10pm

    She must suck at giving head. I've NEVER been drunk or tired enough to pass out while that was happening.

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:05pm

      and because it has never happened to you it surely is impossible.

    • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:06pm

      and even if it's a bad blowjob it's not gonna have a soporific effect. if anything you wanna pay closer attention and stay awake to make sure it doesn't get any worse (i.e. teeth)

  • Submitted by adderallking on Jul 13, 10 at 4:25pm

    He should have fired you

  • Submitted by stilts66 on Jul 22, 10 at 5:52am

    I've passed out while getting a blowjob before. Woke up five minutes later and she was still going to town. She was ok, but I just had way too much tequila. Yet somehow I stayed hard the whole time. She thought I was a rock star.

  • Submitted by phi316 on Jul 13, 10 at 5:41pm

    I hate you all

  • Submitted by thursby on Jul 13, 10 at 4:31pm

    My guess is the girl passed out. Maybe from lack of oxygen...

  • Submitted by imcomingatyoubro on Jul 13, 10 at 11:25pm

    Maybe shes just not that in to you.

  • Submitted by OhShitBalls on Jul 13, 10 at 6:25pm

    you suck dick like a one toothed whore

  • Submitted by nymoemt on Jul 14, 10 at 12:09am

    God I LOVE sucking dick!! I esp love waking a guy by sucking his dick...

  • Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:37pm

    Lol if it was someone blowing a guy, that'd kinda suck for the one blowing like damn.

  • Submitted by An0n on Jul 14, 10 at 4:02am

    However you are redeemed for the "she must suck dick at sucking dick" line. Not clever, but a good laugh anyway.

  • Submitted by An0n on Jul 14, 10 at 3:59am

    Drunksms, this could be read from either perspective. You're a fool because you assumed it could only be taken one way.

  • Submitted by makeawish12 on Jul 14, 10 at 1:49am

    I would just like to say this happened to me..... Not only did I pass out while giving head, I proceeded to bite him unconciously as well. Let's just say I'll never live that one down.

  • Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 14, 10 at 1:24am

    Wow moto you're a jerk

  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 13, 10 at 7:15pm

    I dont see how its possible to be that bad at giving head. He mustve been xanned out or something...

  • Submitted by rangrjmc on Jul 13, 10 at 11:09pm

    I pushed my exs head away when she tried waking me up with some head. Not a good idea. The sex after was great though

  • Submitted by drunksms2u on Jul 13, 10 at 9:56pm

    Oi Michguy you dumbass, he passed out...not her! You missed the whole point of the text. Man, she must suck dick at sucking dick...

  • Submitted by beastlysucker on Jul 13, 10 at 8:24pm

    Idk how someone could do this. I mean how could a girls lips tongue and mouth, and maybe throat (depending on how deep she likes it) caressing your penis not be stimulating to keep you awake?

  • Submitted by GoodKine on Jul 14, 10 at 10:30pm

    Finger up the butt will wake him right up.

  • Submitted by motoxdad on Jul 14, 10 at 12:13am

    Don't need her awake!!! Skull fuck that cunt and sploog that semen conditioner..!!!

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 13, 10 at 6:36pm

    it's your show... gotta keep him into it, so blame yourself...

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 9:42pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 10 at 4:31pm

    How do you text this while she's passed out. Fail.

  • Submitted by i_love_him_only on Jul 13, 10 at 4:29pm

    Mayb you were to big for her

  • Submitted by xxxcroninxxx on Jul 13, 10 at 5:05pm

    Seriously b***h must not be very good